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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Oct 2016

    A woman is suing KFC for $20 mill after getting a bucket of chicken she said was half empty. KFC is countersuing her for being a pessimist

    10:45 AM - 26 Oct 2016
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    139 replies 3,570 retweets 13,343 likes
      1. Kendahl‏ @kendown 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They were probably trying to save her life

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      1. Candice Ojeda‏ @babydope28 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        are you clucking serious???

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      2. Psyfive‏ @Psifantastic 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        She could've just went back inside and got it fixed. Bottom line people ALWAYS check your orders and ask for your order fixed.

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      3. Xabin Kushtaka‏ @XabinOtter 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Psifantastic @ConanOBrien

        It's not that; she saw the ads showing the buckets overflowing with chicken, and thought that's what she'd get...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Xabin Kushtaka‏ @XabinOtter 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @XabinOtter @Psifantastic @ConanOBrien

        ...regardless of her order. She didn't bother counting the chicken in her bucket, she just assumed that...

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      5. Xabin Kushtaka‏ @XabinOtter 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @XabinOtter @Psifantastic @ConanOBrien

        ...she'd get that much, no matter what, so she's suing them for "false advertisement". More like truth in idiocy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Wally Fishman‏ @wallyfishman 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        this is why I only get half eaten food from @tacobell

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      1. Declan‏ @declan_nicol_ 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I read these tweets in your voice

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      1. Michael Sullivan‏ @sullyfire42 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Check this out!!pic.twitter.com/TU0UbOqlPc

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      2. #FlipTheFirst #MD EMS‏ @24CarlyS119 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        RT Please: Stand up for #dolphins and #whales at this #WashingtonDC #December #event.pic.twitter.com/Lo6SaqSPiK

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      1. miranda sapp‏ @miranda_sapp 2 Dec 2016
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        @MikeisaJoke money hungry I see

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      1. 石头‏ @gududashi 27 Oct 2016
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        The lady is very brave,

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      1. Dan Berman‏ @makahadan 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Oh Conan, you mock her....but clearly she's learned from Trump. It's a bargaining ploy. She'll settle for $10 million.

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      1. Tom O'Brien‏ @SFGiant59 26 Oct 2016
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        The chicken is suing both! He was just crossing the road!

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      2. HOWARD ROBERTS‏ @HROBERTSD 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you think this is funny then you are, indeed, and optimist.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Graham Roberts‏Verified account @Grahaphics 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @HROBERTSD @ConanOBrien

        Why you always trollin' Conan?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. HOWARD ROBERTS‏ @HROBERTSD 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Grahaphics @ConanOBrien

        It seems like a good idea.

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      1. MARK STEVEN FRAZIER‏ @NayssMark 26 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Coney Dog, Dan & Cop Coveyou keep saying Winner Winner Chicken Dinner in Ballwin, MO.................Seen my driver's license?

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