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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 24 Oct 2016

    Just got an offer from Wells Fargo to open a checking account for this bowl of minestrone.

    1:20 PM - 24 Oct 2016
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      1. 一根神奇的毛‏ @IabTDk5afiOlvfT 24 Oct 2016
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        it's. good

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      1. Jack Wellborn‏ @JackWellborn 24 Oct 2016
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        You gotta watch out for those hidden peas.

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      1. Shelly Gill‏ @ShellyGill20 24 Oct 2016
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        didnt Hillary do the same? Oh and give a speech to them for lots of money on how banks are corrupt.

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      1. Dale Kanzler‏ @DaleKanzler 24 Oct 2016
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        Mine was for ramen. You must be very affluent.

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      1. Brett Ferruccio‏ @RoochNation 24 Oct 2016
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      1. David Pomerantz‏ @davidpom2000 24 Oct 2016
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        My doodle just got an offer, but it's overdrawn.

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      1. Senovia Calixta‏ @LAnanaPODEROSA 25 Oct 2016
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        what out for companies that offer you soup. They are expecting Ur nuts in return 😭😠

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      1. Justin Albright‏ @_JustinAlbright 24 Oct 2016
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        Hold out for lemon rice with hot rolls!! Don't settle for crackers either. That's BS. They'll cave if they want your business.

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      1. Boxing-Cannabyte‏ @BoxingCannabyt1 24 Oct 2016
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        May Iick off your spoon dear Sir CoCo? The Brave and Vulutpuous Sir CoCo, he bravely fought Wells Fargo, Brave-SirCoco, Today!

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      1. John P‏ @jrichview 24 Oct 2016
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        That moment when your minestrone gets a better credit card offer than you

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      1. name‏ @T007Spicy 24 Oct 2016
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        Clinton cash 😂😂😂

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      1. Ender‏ @The_Accursed 1 Nov 2016
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        that would not be a sound choice for that soup.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 29 Oct 2016
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        The CEO had to wait for a 1/2 hour in line at the bank, before being told he was fired.

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      1. Zeb Finley‏ @ZebbFinley 27 Oct 2016
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        Throw in a bottle of hand sanitizer and you got a deal !

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      1. Jay‏ @jajais4u 25 Oct 2016
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        you should take it. 8 is great!

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      1. @RichrdA1‏ @DickAtkinson1 25 Oct 2016
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        #Hey, nobody's perfect.......

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      1. 𝕄𝕖𝕘  👽‏ @__mmf 25 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        DONT DO IT

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      1. joseph kamau mukundi‏ @jmukundi24 25 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ..they want you to make your wells go http://dry.Watch  out

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