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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 17 Oct 2016

    Moneysaver: Any swing is a sex swing if you have sex in it.

    12:25 PM - 17 Oct 2016
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      1. Spooky asteroid guy‏ @JesseHair 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You are now banned from playgrounds worldwide.

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      1. Jordan Woods-Robinson‏Verified account @jwoodsrobinson 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        also true with coffins.

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      2. Ian‏ @Oxymoronic_Ian 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @homovexedus

        I thought that, but now I'm not allowed within 2km of children's playgrounds anymore

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Ian Cloete‏ @extant_ian 17 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Oxymoronic_Ian @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/4VAOy668T7

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      1. Sean  🎃‏ @seanodotcom 17 Oct 2016
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        That's what my kids keep telling me.

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      1. It's Still Fucked Up‏ @Kouban 17 Oct 2016
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        The same applies to swing states.

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      1. Luke Tubia‏ @LukeTubia 17 Oct 2016
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        Mitch Hedberg would be proud of that one....

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      1. Annie Kate‏ @math_atheist 17 Oct 2016
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        i would caution against the infant playground swings, that could end up costing more than saving.

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      1. Jay Schiavone‏ @jaytingle 17 Oct 2016
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        This is why I'm not allowed on any playgrounds.

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      1. AdamK‏ @a_kress 17 Oct 2016
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        I'm never taking my kids to the park again. Thanks jerk face.

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      1. Dootsie‏ @dootsiebug 17 Oct 2016
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        Tell that to the neighborhood association.

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      1. FOLLOW BACK HOMIE‏ @IfoIIoweveyon3 17 Oct 2016
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        thanks dad

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      1. Abbey 😊‏ @sleepyandhappy 27 Oct 2016
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        @steezo801

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      1. Jim Kelly‏ @jmkellyauthor 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        does that make you a swinger?

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      1. Chris‏ @cjschuette 18 Oct 2016
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        Again, get the hell out of my yard.

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      1. WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS‏ @GEARZAREGRINDED 18 Oct 2016
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        Yeah but you try explaining that to the angry parents!

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      1. tut turkey‏ @tutturkey 18 Oct 2016
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        http://tinyurl.com/ztlo5k6  Speaking of swingy thingspic.twitter.com/D9F383EQji

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