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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 10 Oct 2016

    This latest Trump scandal reminds me of the time I thought my mic was off and said “I kinda like pears.”

    2:19 PM - 10 Oct 2016
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    162 replies 950 retweets 6,319 likes
      1. Brad "Insert Clever Pun Here" Huber‏ @daybreaker 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        well that does it. Voting for @AndyRichter for host of Conan now. Was undecided before.

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      2. ALASKAN TUSH PEOPLE‏ @AlaskanTush 10 Oct 2016
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      1. Denis Berttlin‏ @dennytoomany 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pair of what?

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 11 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Around women, Trump is like the guy in the money booth at the fair grabbing for bills as they swirl about him.

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      2.  🤪‏ @Derra_2 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pervert

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      3. TREX BBS‏ @TREXBBS 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Derra_2 @ConanOBrien

        Big, juicy, low-hangers...

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      1. Smita Avasthi‏ @smita_avasthi 16 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @StrmtrooperGirl That was just locker room talk! I can't believe pears are so mad. Everyone talks that way about pears.

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      1. Ollie Blanc‏ @ollie_blanc 10 Oct 2016
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        Nothing will Trump that inexcusable banter but I NEVER would like to see @ConanOBrien eating pears across from me in a gym locker room.pic.twitter.com/n65mTZ0syt

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      1. vandenberglegs‏ @vandenberglegs 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's just locker room talk though.

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      1. Greg Sealy‏ @GregGronly 10 Oct 2016
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        Do you rate your pairs like Trump does?

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      1. bellapelosi‏ @weneverlie 10 Oct 2016
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        that moment you realize your rape victims are here. @HillaryClinton @wikileaks @Eat_shit_obama @TheDemocrats @CNNPolitics @ABCpic.twitter.com/inq8MLb8fK

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      1. Kristine Paul‏ @shimmykristina 11 Oct 2016
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        LOLOLOL!!! Loki the chihuahua laughed so hard he had to pee...pic.twitter.com/22T29je5qm

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      1. MARK STEVEN FRAZIER‏ @NayssMark 11 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Coney Dog, after college there is nothing you can say or do that would surprise me. That goes double for Stiller......MSF

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      1. Patrick McGrath‏ @IrishPMac 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Easy there Billy!

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      1. Jeff Sawyer‏ @sawyerspeaks 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He's beyond the pale. PS. Sorry about the "pale."

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      1. Rita Greiner‏ @becf8ab39f69463 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ide vote for u

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      1. Rita Greiner‏ @becf8ab39f69463 10 Oct 2016
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      1. yadmila boquet‏ @yadmiboquet 10 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Trump es un empresario, y un empresario jamás será un buen presidente. Solo mira a mi pais #Paraguay.

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