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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 6 Oct 2016

    When people ask if the carpet matches the drapes, I say it’s all hardwood, baby. Or maybe laminate? I’ll put you in touch with my designer.

    1:10 PM - 6 Oct 2016
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      1. Brifriend‏ @Nurse_Brian 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @Britt_Z sometimes I have a linoleum boner; other times it's Terra Cotta

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      1. Patrick Cant‏ @newswhore 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And who has drapes anymore?

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      1. Ozzie‏ @Jurj_Clooners 6 Oct 2016
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        Good choice with the hardwood, really ups the resale value of your crotch when the time comes to sell and upgrade to a new one.

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      1. MARK STEVEN FRAZIER‏ @NayssMark 7 Oct 2016
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        Coney Dog, You know I had hardwood all over the house at 409 Kiefer Oaks, Ellisville, MO. Before the Swindle of 2000.........

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      1. Juice Party‏ @Juicingparty 7 Oct 2016
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        laminate drapes, great idea. Thumbs up to your designer.

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      1. Henbama Obama‏ @Henbama 6 Oct 2016
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        Hey I just realized u were in The Big Lebowskipic.twitter.com/w42SIGuysS

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      1. daniel gray‏ @MPGomatic 6 Oct 2016
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        tile!

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      1. MCHNX‏ @DJMetaLrox 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        if you need drywall I'm your man! The real qstn is does the floor match the walls #local675 #drywaller4hire

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      1. ALASKAN TUSH PEOPLE‏ @AlaskanTush 6 Oct 2016
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        LETS CELEBRATE YALL!
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      1. Pam‏ @TSWLPamela 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That joke was rather lumbering.

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      1. Víctor Manuel‏ @VctorMa84807805 9 Oct 2016
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        2 se rerñpic.twitter.com/TExLOorhA7

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      1. dj  🐻‏ @vi99da 8 Oct 2016
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        this tweet was brought to you by the Home Depot.

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      1. paul kashikjian‏ @kashikjian 7 Oct 2016
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        Technically speaking, it's called floor-nut....wall-nut is for the stuff on the walls.

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      1. David Hilycord‏ @Hellacort 7 Oct 2016
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        It's dirty, no matter how many times that you wash it.

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      1. LadyDeeBaucherry‏ @LdyDeeBaucherry 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I might just start using thispic.twitter.com/sC9u6RDMug

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      1. william tegtmeier‏ @BilboBagginzMGD 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        lmao no @ConanOBrien its hardwood laminate! Were irish damnit!

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      1. G‏ @PhilopSofur 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        phonetically, they're both shuddering.

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      1. Duchess Akran‏ @SenAkranMamaDee 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You have no sense... Lol

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