.@ConanOBrien We spotted you from a mile away!
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If we stopped every pasty ginger at Target, hoping it was you, we'd never get our shopping done.
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CoCo we've been over this! You can't actually see the other customers using http://Target.com .
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Even worse would be not getting recognized at target WHILE giving birth.
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you were recognized, they're just avoiding you
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were u there for a job interview? Cuz this comedy thing, u know...
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Did you have a beard? You're indistinguishable from a common lumberjack with a beard.
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Maybe everyone saw you and all collectively thought, "play it cool, he's out shopping, act natural"
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you tried both? o_0
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I was once mistaken for you at a
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Apologies- I couldn't build up the courage to tell you how good you were in Adaptation and Moonrise Kingdom.
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Having given birth several times, I cannot agree with that
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Just wear tan pants and a red shirt next time.
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haha I've had this happen a few times to me. An old lady once yelled at me, "Excuse me! Aren't you going to help me?"
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hahahahahaha
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maybe you should have gone in the women's restroom. Someone would have noticed you then.
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