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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 4 Oct 2016

    Are you allowed to drive in the carpool lane if you’re riding with the voice of your disapproving father?

    9:35 AM - 4 Oct 2016
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      1. ALASKAN TUSH PEOPLE‏ @AlaskanTush 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        https://vine.co/v/56jgi3ut3H2 

        The Alaskan Tush People's post on Vine
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      1. smiley‏ @DicksonKylie 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @Puma_Patt

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      1. Saskboy‏ @saskboy 18 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The voice of disapproving Big Brother says, "No."

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      1. Nikki J.Breeze‏ @NikkiJBreeze9 5 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        u so. Funny my favorite

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      1. Mitchell Griffin‏ @MitchellGriffin 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I think the real issue is making sure you wait 30 minutes after eating before you get into the carpool.

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      1. Wally Wiedner‏ @WallyWiedner 4 Oct 2016
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        No.

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      1. Captain Canuck‏ @DPMcCallum 4 Oct 2016
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        @IsItFOO all that baggage.

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      1. Rob Woodyard‏ @robwoodyard1 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Only if that father sounds like Dr. Phil.

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      1. Mark Lovas‏ @hunocsi 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What's he saying? "Conan. What a ridiculous name. Your mother loved it."

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      1. Opening the door when i shouldn't....‏ @Glitch_Rex 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        only if your nagging mother won't stop telling him to shut up either. XD

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      1. Brett‏ @Onawhim 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yes, but your father wouldn't approve.

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      1. fagner‏ @hatepeters 4 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        take a selfie with evan peters

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 4 Oct 2016
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        .@ConanOBrien because we are going to carpool with your grandpa. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b426a6d2-cc32-47f2-9636-7ce67b7da012 …pic.twitter.com/coh4a97UP3

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      1. Kirk Vinti‏ @punish69_77 8 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        LOVE the outfit...lol Conan please don't retireyour the last funny guy left...

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      1. Zoraida rivera‏ @Zoraida12098036 8 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just kidding

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      1. Zoraida rivera‏ @Zoraida12098036 8 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Get help!

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      1. Michael McGinnis‏ @IrishStout 7 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        once again, John Jameson is not your father!

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      1. Mark Cruz‏ @markcruze999 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just introduce your dad's voice to the cops incase you got pulled over.

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      1. Andrew Chambers‏ @ShadowRunner123 6 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Maybe. I'll have to search the local laws.

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