You can create a generic writer at home by combining a liberal arts grad with depression and self-loathing
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When your writer handed you this joke it must have been a real slap in the face
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they have to buy the Epipens to write the jokes!
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yes, but it's a core part of their mission to provide those jokes.
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You should switch to dick jokes. They usually charge by length, so it'd be much cheaper
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you should write your own epipen jokes and charge them for doing their job.
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Weren't you a writer once??
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i though you were a paid stooge
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yeesh. Hope u kept the receipt for that one.
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seek government regulation on epipen jokes.
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do you own the UFC now?
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they do ?
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you finally made it to the top! You are mentioned in the New York Times crossword puzzle!pic.twitter.com/1MYj1Hfn8r
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