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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 28 Sep 2016

    Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window.

    1:31 PM - 28 Sep 2016
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      1. Donaldo Colosio‏Verified account @colosioriojas 28 Sep 2016
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        so inconsiderate!

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      1. Asim Ranginwala‏ @AsimRang 29 Sep 2016
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        They make most their money at concession stand. Just buy some of their food and it'll be fine.

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      1. John P‏ @jrichview 28 Sep 2016
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        Not a problem! Park in the street, bring a folding chair.

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      1. SeriousJaccount‏ @Jseriousaccount 28 Sep 2016
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        Your neighbors also say the eye shadow and lip stick isn't working for you.pic.twitter.com/3jLSTO0QyA

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      1. Nate Wilson‏ @Natewwilson 28 Sep 2016
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        you’re supposed to turn off your lights.

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      1. Das‏ @Das_is_me 29 Sep 2016
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        Tuned into your show half-way in...pic.twitter.com/SopWCYtbRg

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      1. Zazu McGoo1‏ @ZazuMcGoo1 28 Sep 2016
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        Mine too! So much for the land of the free 😟

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      1. Mark S‏ @DrMarkScience 28 Sep 2016
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        Knocking on their door to ask for popcorn and a soda was your mistake

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      1. mario guerson‏ @marioguersondml 28 Sep 2016
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        how insensitive of them

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      1. Martin Kull‏ @tr00evil 28 Sep 2016
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        You need to have electric car for less noise!

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      1. Sara Miller‏ @SaraGreggg 28 Sep 2016
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        they might be less mad if you didn't flash your brights every time you wanted them to turn up the sound

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      1. Michael Coleson‏ @MichaelColeson 28 Sep 2016
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        God people are selfish.

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      1. Ray‏ @IceerayRay 28 Sep 2016
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        maybe if you share the popcorn.

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      1. Bradley Layer‏ @LouisChance 28 Sep 2016
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        That never happened.pic.twitter.com/Lazw4FdC9X

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      1. Alex Hansen‏ @gwaki 28 Sep 2016
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        you should just park in the living room

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      1. The Salty Cynic‏ @TheSaltyCynic 28 Sep 2016
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        Use a telescope

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      1. Andrew Demos‏ @AndrewDemos2 28 Sep 2016
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        Conan O'Brien the self deprecating god among men

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      1. Candace Stephens‏ @candacecatrine 23 Dec 2016
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        @priscilla_nixon

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