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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 24 Sep 2016

    I would get scrotox for my scrotum, but I’m afraid of scrotulism.

    11:05 AM - 24 Sep 2016
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      1. ALASKAN TUSH PEOPLE‏ @AlaskanTush 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        RT if you love America ! One RT is an actual vote. One like is a THUMBZ up! RThttps://vine.co/v/51j6djiEvdi 

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      1. MyNameIsSteve‏ @SteveDashOh 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        But then you could be nominated for SCROTUS.

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      2. JJ‏ @jarradjames12 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        you aren't funny anymore.

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      3. Leonard Gilbert‏ @LeonardGilbert2 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @jarradjames12 @ConanOBrien

        Never was.

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      1. Timothy Dougherty‏ @mindtraps 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        you should take care of your scrotum, before you Debate

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      2. Nikki J.Breeze‏ @NikkiJBreeze9 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

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      3. Nikki J.Breeze‏ @NikkiJBreeze9 24 Sep 2016
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      2. Steve‏ @SteveO_in_AZ 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        #Caturday #Scrotulismpic.twitter.com/xJU58vC5hr

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien I am directly below the enemy's scrotum. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7cf7f33f-5619-4146-bb06-5a516ae598ec …pic.twitter.com/dZjtCMv1pn

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      1. Nathan Johnson‏ @BuckusMaximus82 25 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        With good reason sir I've been there I've walked down that road and let me tell ya there's nothing good to come of it

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      1. Nikki J.Breeze‏ @NikkiJBreeze9 24 Sep 2016
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      1. Nikki J.Breeze‏ @NikkiJBreeze9 24 Sep 2016
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      1. Chongo Wyrhta, Esq.‏ @twitslovetotwit 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It's worth it--a wrinkle-free scroat is like having a fat, bald pet.

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      1. CMHylton‏ @markedman247 24 Sep 2016
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        that would require a lot of scrotiny from the FDA

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      1. Open Mic Vampire‏ @LogrusZed 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just grow a lot of hair on them, then you won't see the wrinkles.

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      1. Mike Pearson‏ @earthinspace 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        We can scrotch that idea.

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      1. Ian Hall‏ @Ian64 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My wrecktum, on the other hand, is a wholly destructive force.

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      2. DH‏ @DHinDENVER 24 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I remember Dave Chappelle's Botox balls joke...

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