Soooooo hey Conan, check your mentions
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tall comedians have to stick together, we're very odd looking... if you let me perform on your show I'll fix your brakes too
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If not, then who's going to pay for the funeral services? :/
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you can avoid that for $9.99 per month.
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Just remember that you can SKIP AD after 5 seconds.
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or stuck buffering
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let me guess... youve watched the last south park episode?
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your life is not the superbowl, it won't happen
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so.... I gather you've been watching your own clips on YouTube?
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@wit_haze You can skip the ads but you die faster...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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it'll be an infommercial. members of the audience (paid) will be everyone you've ever met
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it's thirty second reminders of your life for eternity.
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Consult your physician before dying.
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Especially if they're Cialis commercials.
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