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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 1 Sep 2016

    Last night I was visited by a ghost who claimed he had "unfinished business." Turns out he just needed something notarized.

    11:35 AM - 1 Sep 2016
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      1. Vic Butler‏ @theVicButler 1 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien did you direct the ghost to "El Notario" @jonlajoiecomedypic.twitter.com/gnEGdANhOV

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      1.  🍁Autumnal Hossafy 🍁‏ @hossafy 1 Sep 2016
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        you're a notary?!?

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      2. THE UPTOWN LEGENDS. 🎙 🎙‏ @FilthyBrotherz 1 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Is this not the GREATEST SELFIE OF ALL TIME? @Gwenstefani took a selfie with THE TWIN TOWERS.pic.twitter.com/piE4ddtetT

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      1. Alexis Duj‏ @AlexisDuj 1 Sep 2016
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        I too always go to sleep with my stamps. Just in case of ghosts needing something notarized...

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      1. David Kotschessa‏ @dkotschessa 1 Sep 2016
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        "Celebrity Notaries" would actually not be the worst reality show on TLC.

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      1. David Kotschessa‏ @dkotschessa 1 Sep 2016
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        Glad you have a back up career in case showbiz doesn't work out for you.

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      1. Mary Mac Bakehouse‏ @MaryMacMixes 1 Sep 2016
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        Thank goodness you kept up with your licensing!

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      1. #(O$c@r-N.)‏ @OcrN20 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        that happens to my gramma and she end it up with 8 kids .lol

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      1. MARK STEVEN FRAZIER‏ @NayssMark 3 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yes, I always check the notary's sometimes Winch, Jarvis, Rupp, Sanders, on mining documents of the Madison/Anschutz mine....

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      1. Don Zollo‏ @DonZollo 2 Sep 2016
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        I enjoyed this very much, carry on

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      1. Adam‏ @Adam_B888 2 Sep 2016
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        I guess I have a dirty mind because that was not where I thought it was gonna go...

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      1. dennisdunnl161‏ @DennisD50481377 2 Sep 2016
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        oh goody

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      1. MS BANKS‏ @pattybgood430 2 Sep 2016
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        what U talkin bout WILLIS (-:pic.twitter.com/H9qIbI7wuo

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      1. paul kashikjian‏ @kashikjian 2 Sep 2016
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        ....with human blood.

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      1. David Torres‏ @dtorres118 2 Sep 2016
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        I appreciate you, Conan.

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      1. Kenny Gettsome‏ @TheDirtBeat 2 Sep 2016
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        Patrick Swayze doesn't need anything notarized.

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      1. Chigemezu‏ @Mezukick 2 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        lol

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      1. Eoin‏ @Kneoin 2 Sep 2016
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        I didn't know u were a notary!

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      1. Sha Sha Shaman‏ @shashashaman 2 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I had the same thing happen except it was an '08 tax return. Damn ghosts. Get yo affairs in order.

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