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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Aug 2016

    The days are getting shorter, but do they have to compensate by acting like assholes?

    12:55 PM - 26 Aug 2016
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      1. Turriff‏ @bryanturriff 26 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Napoleon complex…sheesh

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      1. FreeRangeSports‏ @FreeRangeSports 26 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Daylight saving time is like wearing lifts.

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      1. Blaine Pullin‏ @PappaBunny 26 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Assholes are getting shorter too.

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      1. M. Ghoulteau‏ @MBulteau 26 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        well they do say tiny people are angry people

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      1. bray‏ @brraay 6 Sep 2016
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        @chrisgennaccaro

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      1. rg‏ @becca_1118 26 Aug 2016
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        Haha. Brilliant

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      1. Dr. Ass Chips‏ @Embraceape 26 Aug 2016
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        dammit golf clap, gingered me again.

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      1. Jon Amby Bk‏ @AmbyAj 30 Aug 2016
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        Donkey work with out pay, no accommodation, no nothing; is putting patient's life in danger.#UgandanMedicalInterns

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      1. Darin DuMolin‏ @MolinDu 29 Aug 2016
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        sounds like a zen riddle

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      1. Your Majesty‏ @JoDev_sax 28 Aug 2016
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        "...When all else fails...just wear a beard,"

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      1. Juice Party‏ @Juicingparty 28 Aug 2016
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        hot and sticky does have its place

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      1. Raven'sEyeArt&Design‏ @fiach_ra 28 Aug 2016
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        Napoleonic Syndrome?

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      1. Boaz D‏ @bdombrover 27 Aug 2016
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        They where Assholes also back in july

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      1. Confucius‏ @Confuciusman 27 Aug 2016
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        No, they don't. They want to :(

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      1. A Famous Actor‏ @WhyChadIsRight 27 Aug 2016
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        Got to do more with less.

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      1. gm‏ @gmnamedlong 27 Aug 2016
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        not gonna lie and say it isnt flattering

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      1. I Am Munky‏ @i_am_munky 27 Aug 2016
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        Just tell them they're the longest days you've ever seen. They won't act like such assholes then.

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      1. The Weekend Squire‏ @BryanMcCutchan 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        is that why these are called the Dog Days of Summer? The shorter dogs are always the bigger @$$holes.😜

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