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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Aug 2016

    My wig, prosthetics, & makeup artist cost $2,000, but with them I can roam the Pasadena Flea Market undisturbed, looking for porcelain hands

    12:31 PM - 23 Aug 2016
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    112 replies 520 retweets 4,789 likes
      1. Jeffrey Potts‏ @peskyfly1 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As your physician, I recommend taking a heroic dose of powerful psilocybin mushrooms before undertaking your quest.

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      1. Lori Anzivino‏ @clanzivino 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/pNFeoXj8un

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      1. Jason Gastrich 💧‏ @jasonagastrich 25 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You preferred the serial comma over the period?

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      2. John Orr‏ @JohnOrr6 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @getjabby #jabit

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      3. getjabby‏ @getjabby 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @JohnOrr6 @ConanOBrien

        Enjoy!pic.twitter.com/l0Maf29Ck7

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      1. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Nice bit of surrealism, Red.

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      1. Richard‏ @Richard98053050 24 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        amazing I always look for porcelain Spurs

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      1. Oz Davis‏ @MrOzDavis 24 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        can you really roam a flea market unnoticed? Even with a wig, you're a giant! #TallProblems

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      1. 𓂀 integrity preserves‏ @talkstowind 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I hear if you don't say her name three times a day she has to legally take a pint of your blood

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      1. Munchie the agent‏ @MunchieTheAgent 23 Aug 2016
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        Hilarious meow!

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      1. DonnaG‏ @Donnagla56 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You need to do a segment called "Me with Porcelain Hands!"

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      1. yuge tweet storm  🌊  🤔‏ @gbreedlove 23 Aug 2016
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        I know there's no chance in hell that your personal assistant will relay this to you, but you are one funny individual.

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      1. C. D. Ford‏ @c_d_ford 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        when the only porcelain hands you ever needed were right there with you all along... attached to the tips of your arm endies.

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      1. Rejean‏ @RejeanCarlson 23 Aug 2016
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        what do you know about the 2nd Sunday morning of every month.

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 23 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien Zooey went to the Pasadena flea market with her frien... https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8ae08605-be21-45e2-a143-04b1d904a46e …pic.twitter.com/yQmbHxukMW

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      1. Spencer Coltharp‏ @Colt_45___ 27 Aug 2016
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        or so you think

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