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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 20 Aug 2016

    I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

    10:10 AM - 20 Aug 2016
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      1. Matthew Lyon‏ @MagicHonkySauce 20 Aug 2016
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        this is tweeting about tweeting. Meta tweeting.pic.twitter.com/rWM6rihcgl

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      1. Jay Hemsworth‏ @JayHemsworth 20 Aug 2016
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        Here in #NYC I love the sound of garbage men chirping and singing.

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Well, you know only male birds chirp. So what you're hearing is husbands browbeating their wives.

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      1. Kᴀsʜ‏ @kashmir_sky 20 Aug 2016
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        @TizabiShawn

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      1. Brian Babylon‏ @brianbabylon 20 Aug 2016
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        YO! @CheetoSantino

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      1. Nunyo Business‏ @Umbrian2003 20 Aug 2016
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        "if someone blesses his neighbor loudly in the morning it will be taken as a curse." Proverbs.

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      1. MichaelCoffee‏ @MichaelTCoffee 20 Aug 2016
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        While I do the ironing and make my lunch at the same time! #multitaskingpic.twitter.com/ZVATCCzGVn

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      1. Sha Rom‏ @Sha1Rom 20 Aug 2016
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        Cheep joke

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 20 Aug 2016
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        .@ConanOBrien I would love to keep arguing with Tracy https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c48d7d62-30c3-463e-8130-dc791b212a4e …pic.twitter.com/HIRXKJHkxo

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      1. MARK STEVEN FRAZIER‏ @NayssMark 24 Aug 2016
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        Very Romantic...........................Just like college. Right Coney Dog?

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      1. Marah Armijo‏ @marahthabrat 20 Aug 2016
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        @TeamCoco Right! ! This made me laugh so much!

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      1. Stu Gatz‏ @StewartGatz 20 Aug 2016
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        What do you hear them arguing about? Why he flew home late last night drunk?

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      1. Dirty Salmon Merchant‏ @ButImNotKidding 20 Aug 2016
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        why are you waking up at noon

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      1. teresa patton‏ @willubmyfriend 20 Aug 2016
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        Aww the sweet sound of the alarm clock! lol

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      1. FuzzBuzz ♑‏ @FuzzzBuzzzz 20 Aug 2016
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        Me when i wake up to the sounds of birds arguing with their spouses 😒pic.twitter.com/OaA6TJte3z

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      1. STILL_CUTE_BUT_3X_TALLER‏ @1clarez 20 Aug 2016
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        are next weeks show going to be new or more reruns ??

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