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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 19 Aug 2016

    Only three people on the entire planet have ever said: “Hold my Olympic medal while I trash this Brazilian gas station.”

    9:45 AM - 19 Aug 2016
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      2. Fabbri’s Hair‏ @FabbrisHair 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hold my Olympic medal while I trash this Brazilian gas station. MAKE THAT FOUR.

        3 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
      3. Henrique‏ @Mlk_K 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @FabbrisHair @ConanOBrien

        😥😥 Nem todos os brasileiros são bandidos! Esse nadador é um idiota!

        2 replies 3 retweets 19 likes
      4. Fabbri’s Hair‏ @FabbrisHair 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Mlk_K @ConanOBrien

        If it makes you feel any better, we're all pretty pissed at the swimmer too. He is indeed an idiot.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Kevin Thornberry‏ @ShawshankINXS 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @FabbrisHair @Mlk_K

        calling Ryan Lochte an idiot is an insult to idiots. He deserves to be a night shift manager at Wendy's.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      6. Henrique‏ @Mlk_K 21 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ShawshankINXS @FabbrisHair

        Hahahahaha tem razão! Não deixem suas crianças virarem esse tipo de pessoa, o mundo agradece!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. rare idiot‏ @YouSoPunny 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        dreading having "the talk" with my sons

        1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Ann Donnelly‏ @ann_donnelly 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        forget those idiots, have you seen Irish silver medal winning rowers? https://youtu.be/cDmkwZkDjUk 

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      2. John McCosh‏ @johnmccosh 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        In Brazil they just say "gas station." #smallbusiness

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. vendo passagem p cuba‏ @pmtumelero 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @johnmccosh

        we also just say "waxing" hahaha

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Stephanie‏ @iamstephnoni 20 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        lol

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      1. Pilar Marrero‏ @PilarMarrero 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @EstherSantiag15 @ConanOBrien

        I would hope so, but I don't have any hope of that.

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      1. Jason Gastrich 💧‏ @jasonagastrich 20 Aug 2016
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        lol

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      1. Celtic Warrior‏ @OldmanLogan2008 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Thought Lochte would be printing a tee. I went to Rio, Won a Gold medal and Lost Millions for being a dipshit,

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      1. The  💰 intent  💰 is  💰 to  💰 provide  💰 players  💰‏ @TheKosio 19 Aug 2016
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        the more you know

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      1. ron g phillips‏ @538ron 20 Aug 2016
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        uniqueness is a virtue.

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      2. Jason Riddle‏ @Turdfergusonz 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @riddle_zach Okay there's Lochte, me, and who else?

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      3. Zach Riddle‏ @riddle_zach 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @Turdfergusonz

        harambe

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jason Riddle‏ @Turdfergusonz 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @riddle_zach

        harambe is no Cecil.

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