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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 17 Aug 2016

    My stream of consciousness puts James Joyce to needlenose pliers.

    12:10 PM - 17 Aug 2016
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    • Sandy Gao - Ishmael Howard Opahi Canacon Dana Scully Hunter Finch ahamedd khan Darren Nicholls Daniel Saavedra
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      1. chris j harder‏ @Toasteds 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        When it comes to relevancy nothing compares to a James Joyce joke.

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      1. Noy  🌐‏ @NoysArt 17 Aug 2016
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        notice me senpai

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      1. Henry Köhler‏ @Authorportrait 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        #JamesJoyce by my father Carl Kohler 1919-2006 https://twitter.com/chriscornell/status/656856836168142848 …pic.twitter.com/x2bA2ei5vg

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      1. b.b. jones‏ @bbjonez 17 Aug 2016
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        I always thought your show was a portrait of an artist as a frighteningly pale and physically awkward man.

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      1. John Ross‏ @jardallas 17 Aug 2016
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        That could be the first sentence of your masterpiece - O'Brien's Awake.

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      1. Rich‏ @UnderTenPercent 17 Aug 2016
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        #Grinpic.twitter.com/wql82Z74ti

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      1. Tracey Brown‏ @tracey071363 17 Aug 2016
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        love your show Conan

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      1. Lewis Kaminski‏ @lemikam 17 Aug 2016
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        I've got so many non sequiturs I'm shopping for affordable car insurance

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      1. David Pulse, Jr.‏ @thexiv 17 Aug 2016
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        My avid appreciation for paragraphs that are not run on, feel like the whole world is conscious of my rugby mind; a scrum I say

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      1. Ben Farley‏ @yelraFneB 28 Aug 2016
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        very well crafted tweet. A real thinker.

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      1. Tyler Firth‏ @FirthTyler 20 Aug 2016
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        Any plans to have cast of StudioC on the show?

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 19 Aug 2016
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        Trump also uses free association but only because that's all he can afford!

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      1. Puppy‏ @d3d73fac0da847f 18 Aug 2016
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        @ConanOBrienpic.twitter.com/zMncW6ZROc

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      1. Laura Díaz‏ @laurayosiam 18 Aug 2016
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        Loved your tweet ❤️

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      1. Exception379‏ @exception379 18 Aug 2016
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        I just took a break from Ulysses to check Twitter and this. This. No roses without thorns.

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      1. Richard Serkey‏ @aufrichtig40 17 Aug 2016
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        Inscrutable comment, but surely it carries a plenary indulgence of a sort.

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