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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 Jul 2016

    Had a dream where evil space creatures intent on destroying humankind land, watch us for a few days, shrug, then take off.

    9:10 AM - 29 Jul 2016
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      1. Florian Calmer‏ @Flopod 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "That orange guy with a weird combover is already taking care of that. Let's go home"

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      2. Mitchy McConell‏ @MitchMcConell 29 Jul 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Pretty sure that was a Futurama episode or three. Likely Simpsons and South Park as well.

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      1. bill tsotsos‏ @billeethekid 29 Jul 2016
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        clearly they saw your show; good job

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      1. ✧‏ @thetonighthoe 29 Jul 2016
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        but were they REALLY evil or did they see us poisoning our planet and exterminate us for the sake of the universe

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      2. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 29 Jul 2016
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        Matt Holck Retweeted Vorthos Mike

        https://twitter.com/VorthosMike/status/758692964528824320 …

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        Vorthos Mike @VorthosMike
        Here's another fiery preview of the #mtgpupathon playmat for @themeaderyMTG's charity weekend, Sept 10-11. #wouldpet pic.twitter.com/nqAvqiQ2Kq
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      3. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 29 Jul 2016
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        #npr #ows #DemsInPhilly #trump #mtghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbnGoSXh6P8 …

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      1. Jacob Josephsen‏ @philmanism 29 Jul 2016
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        they probably saw who was running for office. #trump

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      1. Cheryl Hanna‏ @cherzemail 29 Jul 2016
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        @Harshmelllo [Candidate for leadership talks of punching people in the face]... Nope, we're out! - Wise Alien

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      1. Mischa Moselle‏ @MischaMoselle 29 Jul 2016
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        Surely in expectation majority of humans will throw off obnoxious elites.

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      1. Sinisterbabe  📷♕ 🖌‏ @Sinisterbabe 29 Jul 2016
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        Appropriate! This is why they don't talk about a hostile takeover. We're far too busy destroying ourselves. #FastFood&SlowMinds

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      1. Keith Freeman‏ @keith88freeman 29 Jul 2016
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        I think earth is a reality show for other alien races. (As depicted by @SouthPark )

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      1. Casey & the Nobodies‏ @CaseyAndTheNbds 29 Jul 2016
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        Of course, they know we are perfectly capable of doing the job ourselves. #ACKACKACK

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      1. Randall M. Brown‏ @RandallMBrown 29 Jul 2016
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        I would see that movie!

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      1. Juni‏ @junigurl 1 Aug 2016
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        I've got a small carbon footprint but I see your point! Seems we don't really need their help :(

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      1. Royce Yoho‏ @Royce_Yoho 29 Jul 2016
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        @JasperJay40 they visited the Rep convention, saw that more than enough evil was already here and knew no reason to stay here

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      1. Andrei‏ @andreidanpop 29 Jul 2016
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        they probably realized humans are already destroying this planet, so they didn't bother

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      1. K. J. Werzun‏ @KWerzun 29 Jul 2016
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        Haha! That was no dream....

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      1. mike sullivan10‏ @jmsul2 29 Jul 2016
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        They'll be building a giant wall in space around the Earth very very soon!

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      1. Jeremy Hopkins‏ @Quercetum42 29 Jul 2016
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        that's not a dream, that's the plot to Jurassic Park XVI

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