i thought i was voting for breadsticks? #WTF
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He's not dead. He's just resting.
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i had cat named conan who always ate shit
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I thought this whole thing was about the Browns leaving Cleveland...
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Shut up you ginger training bra I called the down turn before you were sucking on old grand daddy Turner's teat
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But have you heard of the new cereal General Mills is test-marketing? It's Bran, Chex, and Fecal Matter. It's called Bran Crap.
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@HMartinez427 Dios quiere darse a... www idmji org. oficialThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Get another Parrot, name it Bremain. It will live longer.
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Damn did
@ConanOBrien just up his game with #'s? Do it sir! Do it! Crush the#twitter#game!#WriteforConanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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buy a replacement parrot. Call it fixit.
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get another one, this time name to lottery and ask for its numbers. :s halp me
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That parrot was a reincarnation of Nostradamus imo.
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How much did he weigh in pounds?
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Hey Conan please sign and share this petition.
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that just gave me a belly laugh! !
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