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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Jun 2016

    Still not sure why, at the end of my appointment, the proctologist gave me a new toothbrush.

    10:45 AM - 26 Jun 2016
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      2. Tryndamere‏Verified account @MarcMerrill 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Rodney Dangerfield rip O_o

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      3. Rodney Dangerfield‏ @RodneyNoRespect 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @MarcMerrill @ConanOBrien

        "I tell ya, I know I’m ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth."

        0 replies 7 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Country Jeff Dust‏ @countrydustjeff 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I quit useing a toothbrush. All natrul look haven't brushed since 2003pic.twitter.com/EwZWPntJKu

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      2. Victor Warren‏ @victorwarren 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        http://www.roguecinema.com/hot-2016-jim-morazzini.html … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD8p2LVcvEg … @victorwarren #SUPPORT http://www.hot-movie.org  @glydascope #INDIFILM

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      3. Glydascope‏ @glydascope 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @victorwarren @ConanOBrien

        http://www.roguecinema.com/hot-2016-jim-morazzini.html … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD8p2LVcvEg … @victorwarren http://www.hot-movie.org  #INDIFILM

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      2. The C.‏ @The_Ceee 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He wants you to take care of both ends.

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      1. TomMagill‏ @TomMagill 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I was given a tin of Altoids.

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      1. Mark Baker‏ @markthebakerman 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        better than a cigarette and a goodbye kiss

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      1. Michael Argentini‏ @icodewell 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        mine lets me reach into a bag for a prize. It’s hard to get my hand in there and the prizes are shit.

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      1. Paul GrandPre‏ @lawndocnshore 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ew!

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      1. Dan Brillman‏ @DanBrillman 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        STILL not sure?

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      1. Alan Ng‏ @mruvula 26 Jun 2016
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        Cuz if you can prevent cavities, then you can also prevent him from searching your cavities

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      1. Bucks In Three‏ @FunkLab3000 26 Jun 2016
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        That's not a 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉brush!

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      1. Janice Phoenix‏ @JaniceKeough 26 Jun 2016
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        as i said dont get checked dont know why kind of diseases it has

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      1. Janice Phoenix‏ @JaniceKeough 26 Jun 2016
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        i know why. sheman

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      2. Chip‏ @stillchip 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Does not sound like a 'good thing'™

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      3. Leo Canales‏ @LeoCanales1 26 Jun 2016
        Replying to @stillchip @ConanOBrien

        x zzyhsn

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      1. Raymond Moore‏ @raymoore64 19 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hee hee!

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