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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 16 Jun 2016

    Waiting at the vet’s office for my dog to get his shots. Might let the guy in the beard of wasps go ahead of me.

    11:02 AM - 16 Jun 2016
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      1. SammyAmmons‏ @SammyAmmons 16 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrienpic.twitter.com/7OgMVNKt2d

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      1. Rone Lamb‏ @RoneLamb 16 Jun 2016
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        Hey, the correct term is Trans-species Americans, Conan. Sheesh! Where's the compassion man?

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      1. lesseventhanodd‏ @lesseventhanodd 16 Jun 2016
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        picture holes caving in his face and wasps coming out those wholes... :(

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      1. Tech_Support‏ @John_from_IT 16 Jun 2016
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        Don't, then all people with beards of wasps will want special treatment

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      1. Jennifer S. White‏Verified account @yenniwhite 16 Jun 2016
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        like when I was a kid w/a broken arm &a girl waiting behind me had a fish lure in her head. Don't worry we weren't at the vet.

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      1. Wayne Votino‏ @kingVotino 16 Jun 2016
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        hope your dog is ok

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      1. GOLDENLOVER‏ @ForschnerDenise 16 Jun 2016
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        Hope your dog gets a good check up!

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      2. jeff‏ @jabdrw15a 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Oh who are you kidding, you never have to run errands or wait in lines anymore.

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      3. jeff‏ @jabdrw15a 14 Dec 2017
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        bring back the masturbating bear

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      1. Mr_Cryptik‏ @Mr_Cryptik 18 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        :So THAT was YOU?! in line behind me?!!!... I didn't recognize your pastiness, Conan, although it's unmistakable.Pastiness

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      1. Olivia F.‏ @MsBabyGotBack 17 Jun 2016
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        Hold up sign: I feel for you (waspy beardo guy).👌

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      1. DouMank‏ @doumank 17 Jun 2016
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        - you used to be funnier.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 17 Jun 2016
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        Remember taking our cranky cocker spaniel, Cappy, in for a prostate exam. There's a task worth looking forward to, every day!

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      1. mcmittenson‏ @aprocession 17 Jun 2016
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        , I need a job. I can write, somewhat. Mostly Tony Robbins type shit, but I notice this is my means of "taking action". Help.

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      1. mcmittenson‏ @aprocession 17 Jun 2016
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        , noticed there's less to sift thru if I just message you here. With that said, can I submit ideas for your show?

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      1. Edd BoneZ-‏ @Eddie_Hoenie 16 Jun 2016
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        Crickets.........

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      1. SYDNEY‏ @TarzanaGirl 16 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Since you're a fellow dog lover, Conan, thought I'd send you a photo of my brother's pug.pic.twitter.com/H5JIBhAwbn

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