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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 15 Jun 2016

    Donald Trump is the living embodiment of an erection that lasts more than four hours.

    10:05 AM - 15 Jun 2016
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    455 replies 7,457 retweets 18,817 likes
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      2. josh groban‏Verified account @joshgroban 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        if only his campaign lasted that long

        20 replies 12 retweets 232 likes
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      2.  🎃 🔥Demon Dad Chris 🔥 🎃‏ @GeekDadChris 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        False. An erection is at least initially useful.

        2 replies 23 retweets 230 likes
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      2. Dreamweasel‏ @Dreamweasel 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you hear what happened when Donald Trump took Viagra? He grew taller.

        2 replies 2 retweets 46 likes
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      1. Al Clark‏ @PikesvilleAL 15 Jun 2016
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        and Hillary Clinton is a cunt.

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      1. TOAD‏Verified account @toadgeek 15 Jun 2016
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        wrong, because even bad as it is, it still has some use.

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      2. Vanessita Meza‏ @MariposaWarrior 15 Jun 2016
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        an uncircumcised one at that

        4 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Miss Kalifornia‏ @misskalifornia 15 Jun 2016
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        apparently he's hung like a horse too :)

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      2. (Your Real Name)‏ @suicide_romance 15 Jun 2016
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        Then he ought to see his physician! @mssnowwhitty

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      3. Jennifer Davis‏ @mssnowwhitty 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @suicide_romance @ConanOBrien

        hahaha lol

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      1. Loni Reeder‏ @lonireeder 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        - #Trump is like a raised donut: lacking in density and ANY nutritional value.

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      1. UrsusMaritimus‏ @ursus_marit 15 Jun 2016
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        unfortunately this election is lasting more than four hours

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      2. David Heim‏ @djheim 15 Jun 2016
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        @minneapolisclow @realDonaldTrump I bet his "ELECTION" will last longer than four, I prefer a firm Trump over Mr Softy Obama.

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      3. Dan Rooney‏ @mplsclown 16 Jun 2016
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        I guess I set you up for the disturbing image in my head, Heimer.

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