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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 8 Jun 2016

    Hey, sometimes your stream just bifurcates #MalePeeTalk

    1:35 PM - 8 Jun 2016
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    • Uncle Laura 🐝 Dave Bailey [63.4K] Ryan H Hakan AKGÜL chris corshropioni naruto19871410@yahoo Joanna Alyson Rojas a
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      1. Rich Fancher‏ @richfancher 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        When that happens to me, I raise my hands into the air & pretend I'm Moses

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      1. Al Hunt‏ @Fracture98 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Try using Split Pee Soap. #MalePeeTalk

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      1. Scott Schroeder‏ @ScottyRay35 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conan, Urine Town?

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      1. PNW Fit‏ @OpenMikee 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'll bet when this occurred to you, you shouted "Urethra - I've got it!!!!"

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      1. Dr. Ass Chips‏ @Embraceape 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and sometimes you pee and poop at such a precise time you experience nearly a mental orgasm boom I still got it #mcgrurber

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      1. Bruce Terrill‏ @bgterrill 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and sometimes trifurcates. Like the end of Ghostbusters. Don't cross the streams.

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      1. Phillip Derrow‏ @pderrow 8 Jun 2016
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        you must not be using the wire cleaning brush properly!

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      1. Adri Solis‏ @AdriSolis6 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hello

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      2. John P‏ @jrichview 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's legal now (in most states)

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      3. Skolnick‏ @c_ton 8 Jun 2016
        Replying to @jrichview @ConanOBrien

        North Carolina just passed a law banning bifurcatin'

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      2. Timothy Derning‏ @tim_derning 9 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        my girlfriend said the same thing when she broke up with me. I thought we were going camping

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      3. datememe‏ @datememe 9 Jun 2016
        Replying to @tim_derning

        Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart do not know how to laugh either. https://www.datememe.com 

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      4. Timothy Derning‏ @tim_derning 9 Jun 2016
        Replying to @datememe

        gotta say I'm really perturbed by your interest in my love life, but I know I'm a pretty hot marketable guy. #gingerpower

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      5. datememe‏ @datememe 10 Jun 2016
        Replying to @tim_derning

        You and Rick Astley bro!pic.twitter.com/ew4ExGhlPd

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      6. Timothy Derning‏ @tim_derning 10 Jun 2016
        Replying to @datememe

        I'm water more limber than that guy

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      1. Goddess Queen‏ @PromiseRW 15 Jul 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @Megavolt1

        TMI, dude. TMI

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      1. Mike Lars White‏ @MikeLarsWhite 24 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and other times there's this: https://vimeo.com/121005854  (AKA my movie)

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      1. Olivia F.‏ @MsBabyGotBack 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Flashback to (the movie) 'Dead Ringers'..do u hv 2 openings to your urethra? Do u hv a doc who butchers othr men 2b jst like u?

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      1. Olivia F.‏ @MsBabyGotBack 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        SO helpful for us girls.. #thanks I think.

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      1. Tom Guo from China‏ @asdfguo511 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        LOL

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