When that happens to me, I raise my hands into the air & pretend I'm Moses
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Try using Split Pee Soap.
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Conan, Urine Town?
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I'll bet when this occurred to you, you shouted "Urethra - I've got it!!!!"
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and sometimes you pee and poop at such a precise time you experience nearly a mental orgasm boom I still got it
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and sometimes trifurcates. Like the end of Ghostbusters. Don't cross the streams.
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you must not be using the wire cleaning brush properly!
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Hello
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That's legal now (in most states)
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North Carolina just passed a law banning bifurcatin'
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my girlfriend said the same thing when she broke up with me. I thought we were going camping
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Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart do not know how to laugh either. https://www.datememe.com
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gotta say I'm really perturbed by your interest in my love life, but I know I'm a pretty hot marketable guy.
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I'm water more limber than that guy
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TMI, dude. TMI
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and other times there's this: https://vimeo.com/121005854 (AKA my movie)
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Flashback to (the movie) 'Dead Ringers'..do u hv 2 openings to your urethra? Do u hv a doc who butchers othr men 2b jst like u?
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SO helpful for us girls..
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