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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 1 Jun 2016

    Is it weird that my wife will only have sex if I Face Swap with her personal trainer?

    12:50 PM - 1 Jun 2016
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      1. KevDog‏ @kevdog 1 Jun 2016
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        Clearly not weird for her and sorta sad for you.

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      2. ElHombreMalo‏ @ElHombreMalo 1 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        and does her personal trainer's face look good on her body?

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      1. Shabooty  🎮‏Verified account @SHABOOTY 1 Jun 2016
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        does she wear dog ears while getting it doggie?

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      1. daisy barringer‏Verified account @daisy 1 Jun 2016
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        If by "face" swap you mean "body" swap, then no. Totally normal.

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      1. 二藍色のトラ・indigo tora‏ @toratree 1 Jun 2016
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        it would be weirder if ~you asked her to face swap with her personal trainer.

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      1. Jon‏ @creshendo 1 Jun 2016
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        Only if it's her personal trainer's foot

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      2. BenJo Bubble‏ @BenJoBubble 1 Jun 2016
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        No. It'd be weird if she asked you to face swap with a Mexican donkey, however.

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      1. Nate Gorby‏ @nategorby 1 Jun 2016
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        her personal trainer isn't a woman, right? 😉

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      1. 50ftGuerrilla‏ @50ftGuerrilla 1 Jun 2016
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        A Man does not mind these things, if he is to be a faceless man.

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      1. Bryan Brown‏Verified account @bryanbrown 1 Jun 2016
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        ya

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      1. Build-a-Bear Group Operative‏ @jackcharlt 1 Jun 2016
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        only if her personal trainer is an App

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      1. #FlipTheFirst #MD EMS‏ @24CarlyS119 1 Jun 2016
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        Pls RT these #WashingtonDC #Events 4 #Animals! https://www.facebook.com/DCRally4Cetaceans … http://cecil2016.com pic.twitter.com/RF8egndfSw

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      1. Abiy BattleSpell‏ @AbiyBattleSpell 1 Jun 2016
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        only if the guy looks exactly like u

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      1. Tylor Krebs‏ @tylork07 1 Jun 2016
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        lol what!?

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      1. Ryan R‏ @uofakat 27 Jun 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        whatever it takes as long as she allows you to hit it. Once the poisons out, all your cares go away anyway.

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      1. Arthur Vandelay‏ @natebelville 13 Jun 2016
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        in my day we had key parties and wife swapping. Jk. I'm 34.

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      1. hubertk‏ @hubertk 11 Jun 2016
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        nah, nothing to be concerned about

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