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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 May 2016

    I've noticed that men who tell women to "smile more" rarely comply when politely asked to "exist less."

    9:55 AM - 29 May 2016
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    155 replies 7,787 retweets 17,240 likes
      1. Gary Chilcher‏ @mastermanny 30 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        HA! HA!, by the way, I love your civil war profile photo @ConanOBrien

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      1. Leslie(eeeeek!!) J. Anderson‏ @inkhat 29 May 2016
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        @PhantomGoal "You'd be prettier if you'd smile." "You'd seem smarter if you shut up."

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      1. Michael Luehrs‏ @michaelluehrs 29 May 2016
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        @sawebee Great minds thinking alike about small minds thinking alike

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      2. MANDABOMINATION‏ @A_BOMINATION 29 May 2016
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        They usually end up buried in my back yard.

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      1. MornelitheVT‏ @MornelitheVT 29 May 2016
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        Yes, because encouraging someone to smile means you shouldn't exist.

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      1. Gary: Trump sucks BIGLY #Kavenope‏ @GByebyetrump 29 May 2016
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        ur funny. Have you ever considered comedy?

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      1. Kirti Patel, MD‏ @kirtipatelmd 31 May 2016
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        @stevesi lol so good 😂

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      1. Nicole Smolen‏ @nicolesmolen 29 May 2016
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        🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

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      1. Kymberly Vollmers‏ @mrsvollmers 29 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        👏🏼👌🏼 I've been told I should smile more for most of my life. I always reply, provoke me and I might.

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      1.  🦋 💚Jodie Marshall 💚 🦋‏ @jmarshall213 29 May 2016
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        Logic is in short supply lately.pic.twitter.com/yMoNbrqX4V

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      1. Blackword‏ @Blackword 29 May 2016
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        Your very observent since you got that monkey sorted.

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      1. pamela frew‏ @mollyheaton 29 May 2016
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        Tell woman to smile more...oh my,that's a dead man walking. :-(

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      1. fiona gallagher‏ @soar 29 May 2016
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        @ConanOBrienpic.twitter.com/wYxMRJ7Nv4

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      1. Pow pow‏ @SeeCress 29 May 2016
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        I don't get how this is a thing to say. My wife is a bartender and says it happens all the time

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      1. Danny Bog‏ @DBiggles416 29 May 2016
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        is that an Aaron Burr subtweet?

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      1. John Comas‏ @ComasJohn 29 May 2016
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        Talk less, smile more. #HamiltonBway

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      1. Luna Emperatrice‏ @LunaEmperatrice 30 May 2016
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        "Smile more" men saying this are as common as men "cat-calling" oh wait no. Like most 1st world female probs it's exaggerated!

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