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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 28 May 2016

    The best assemble-yourself furniture comes with a few spare screws, spare bolts, and a pint of O-positive blood.

    12:45 PM - 28 May 2016
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      1. scottferatu  🦇‏ @scottaawilson 28 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This is like a cross between a DIY manual and an Allen Ginsberg poem.

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      1. Philodata‏ @philowisdomMD 28 May 2016
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        O negative is the good stuff.

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      1. John Heaner‏ @JohnHeaner 28 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You mean O-negative, fancy boy. O-positive could kill some folks. #ohwait #nowigetit

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      1. Dan Dagenais‏ @dijon454 28 May 2016
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      1. Alexis Duj‏ @AlexisDuj 28 May 2016
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        also comes with a "how feel like a man in front of your woman, despite not being able to built that damn shelve" manual.

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      1. Siouxsie Sox‏ @SiouxsieSox 28 May 2016
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        I'd be fucked since I'm O negative

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      1. Jeff Slusser‏ @jsluss123 28 May 2016
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        So you're one of those "glass of blood is half-full" kind of people.

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      1. Ankur Dhankar‏ @akDhankar 28 May 2016
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        and some extra hope

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      1. StackiePlex‏ @StackiePlex 28 May 2016
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        and a pint of Jameson.

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      1. Sean Fleming‏ @SeanFle12345678 1 Jun 2016
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        I would prefer a pint of O-negative blood.

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      1. Mirella‏ @Mirella12348696 1 Jun 2016
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        ciao

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      1. Inês‏ @carbonumbrella 31 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        0 negative! you want 0 negative! don't TV-fiction-ER-nurse this 😯

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      1.  🌎 ههههههه hahaha‏ @hahajajahahaaah 30 May 2016
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        hahahahahahaha

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 30 May 2016
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        No matter what I started with in high school wood shop, I ended up with salt-and-pepper shakers. Became Bar Mitzvah gifts!

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      1. Mizzle420420‏ @Mizzle420420 29 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        you mean O- not O-positive

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      1. Doctah Tom‏ @DoctaTom 29 May 2016
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        O-negative is actually best...

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      1. Zoe‏ @nurse_zoe 29 May 2016
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        O-neg would be more versatile....

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      1. Eno Lamcellari‏ @enolamcellari 29 May 2016
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        i hope u never die...id love to watch a 90 years old Conan doing the string dance...

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