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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 27 May 2016

    We should probably operate as if God stepped out for a bit and left us in charge – but he’ll be back in August.

    10:15 AM - 27 May 2016
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      1. Kurt Dinan‏ @KurtDinan 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "God's Away on Business" - Tom Waits

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      2. Jason Baumgardner‏ @DFSfilmmaker 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I think most people are living like this already. Even more feel that way at least!

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      1. Jonathan Fesmire‏ @JonathanFesmire 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien As if he stepped out? Pretty sure he never stepped in.

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      1. Sarah Hutto was the name of the doctor‏ @huttopian 27 May 2016
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        he's gonna be so pissed

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      1. Author W. H. Mitchell‏ @Willbot3000 27 May 2016
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        You should never leave children unattended.

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      1. GG Loves Andy Cohen‏ @CGuiselle 27 May 2016
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        eeeek!

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      1. Jennifer Ashley‏ @JenniferAsh411 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Amen....bet you get a lot of these

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      1. Aaron Peeples‏ @BishopAP 27 May 2016
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        I guess that's one way to describe Christianity...

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      1. Douglas Mandy‏ @DouglasMandy 27 May 2016
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        "I'm a gonna go... to hell, when I die..."

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      1. ecchi and scratchy‏ @yaoibunga 27 May 2016
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        Conan's Wager

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      1. damiankinsella‏ @damiankinsella 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        newsflash Conan... we've been doing that for a little too long.

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      1. Daniel Torres‏ @Dannydoes11 27 May 2016
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        No god only zuul!pic.twitter.com/mJZVZ0IWgu

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      2. Scottlike‏ @ScottWLovesYou 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did he also have an illegal email server?

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      3. Roman 🌀‏ @roman4067 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ScottWLovesYou @ConanOBrien

        listen to yourself "oh no an old bitch wrote some emails over an illegal server heeelp we are all gonna die" 😑

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      4. Scottlike‏ @ScottWLovesYou 27 May 2016
        Replying to @roman4067 @ConanOBrien

        She has been hiding from the press for two days.. wonder why... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkJE0U8Qby4 …

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      5. Roman 🌀‏ @roman4067 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ScottWLovesYou @ConanOBrien

        @YouTube so you'll be voting for trump?

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      6. Scottlike‏ @ScottWLovesYou 27 May 2016
        Replying to @roman4067 @ConanOBrien @YouTube

        Who would do that? With Clinton likely out, they'll probably push Biden/Sanders on us.

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      7. Roman 🌀‏ @roman4067 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ScottWLovesYou @ConanOBrien @YouTube

        no sanders is wayyy to liberal for the democratic parties

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      8. Scottlike‏ @ScottWLovesYou 27 May 2016
        Replying to @roman4067 @ConanOBrien @YouTube

        Whatever. I'm just glad karma finally caught up to the nutball. We really didn't need her.

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      9. Roman 🌀‏ @roman4067 27 May 2016
        Replying to @ScottWLovesYou @ConanOBrien @YouTube

        and i am glad you won't vote the bafoon called trump :)

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