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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 17 May 2016

    The only bathroom law I’m interested in is one that bans loud sighing.

    9:55 AM - 17 May 2016
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      2. Sara Ackerson‏ @sara_ackerson 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @MikeLynch09 How about talking on your cell phone? Gross.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Mike Lynch‏ @MikeLynch09 17 May 2016
        Replying to @sara_ackerson @ConanOBrien

        :: YES! That too. That needs to stop.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Marcus Langford‏ @MarcusRLangford 17 May 2016
        Replying to @MikeLynch09 @sara_ackerson @ConanOBrien

        I'm up for a law that criminalizes non-hand washing. Single most disgusting thing ever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Mike Lynch‏ @MikeLynch09 17 May 2016
        Replying to @MarcusRLangford @sara_ackerson @ConanOBrien

        :: Yes, that's the worst. A close second is people who try to talk between stalls.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Marcus Langford‏ @MarcusRLangford 17 May 2016
        Replying to @MikeLynch09 @sara_ackerson @ConanOBrien

        Like you aren't touching that door until you go back in there and wash your hands.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Mike Lynch‏ @MikeLynch09 17 May 2016
        Replying to @MarcusRLangford @sara_ackerson @ConanOBrien

        :: Good for you! It's unfortunate that type of education is needed though. #mindblown

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Josh Lasser, Buy His Manuscript‏ @tvandfilmguy 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        not cell phone usage? We should ban bathroom cell phone usage.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Hank Spiegel‏ @kedyn01 17 May 2016
        Replying to @tvandfilmguy @ConanOBrien

        This guy gets it.

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      2. Richard Uchytil‏ @richtpt 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And someone walking up and wanting to start a conversation. Let me pee in peace, please.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. John Ritchie‏ @RitchieJr1217 17 May 2016
        Replying to @richtpt @ConanOBrien

        talk-free peeing; I'm for that

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Brian J. Capogrosso‏ @bjc113 17 May 2016
        Replying to @RitchieJr1217 @richtpt @ConanOBrien

        me too!!! And no "sidling" up at stalls/urinals where possible #atleast1stallspaceinbetween

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Spooky Ben Lamb‏ @bennyfactor 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Trying to make it harder for @andyrichter to go to the shitter at work eh?

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      1. Laces out, Dan!‏ @dkviper 17 May 2016
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        or when someone uses the urinal right next to you when there are plenty of others available.

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      1. stevehansen‏ @stevehansen 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        - and phone conversations...

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      2. nannerpuss is dead long live nannerpuss‏ @Sam_J_Hodge 17 May 2016
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        or grunts in public during a bowel movement.

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      1. Mr. 252‏ @HBizzle252 17 May 2016
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        Hahaha

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      2.  🎃Out of Season Christmas Episode  🎃‏Verified account @ajohnagnello 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And the one against inner-bathroom introduction handshakes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. MBR October suprise display name‏ @bookandbottle 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ajohnagnello @ConanOBrien

        !!! Is this a thing? This can't be a thing.

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      4.  🎃Out of Season Christmas Episode  🎃‏Verified account @ajohnagnello 17 May 2016
        Replying to @bookandbottle @ConanOBrien

        Never go to E3 or Comic Con.

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      5. MBR October suprise display name‏ @bookandbottle 17 May 2016
        Replying to @ajohnagnello @ConanOBrien

        Check.

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