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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 Apr 2016

    May the pelicans discover your koi pond (Malibu curse)

    10:25 AM - 29 Apr 2016
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      2. Barry Carre‏ @revvyb7 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrienhttps://vine.co/v/iUvqK3jpQ5F 

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      1. Jeffrey Wood‏ @jeffrey589 29 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien may the fruit flies find your fruity beer (redneck insult mixed with a curse)

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      1. Gaffa‏ @Roc1812Vee 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien EVIL ...... It's ok babies, the bad ginger man was just kiddingpic.twitter.com/K4L2UcNdoe

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      1. Sarah (Lt. Toast) Flanagan‏ @sarahlflanagan 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien May your favorite third wave coffee shop forever be out of soy milk

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      1. Eric Hartmann‏ @EHart1976 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien May the highlights in your hair stain your car seat (Malibu Curse)

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      1. Arnold Layne‏ @arnielayne 29 Apr 2016
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        @jake_5112 @ConanOBrien May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits #Karnac

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      1. Olivia F.‏ @MsBabyGotBack 10 May 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I thought it was called the Children's Pool near the beach in La Jolla, CA. #Lah-Ti-Dah 😉

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      1. Helen Kraft‏ @HelenKrft 1 May 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I've got squirrels who love tulips....

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      1. Sparrow Reed‏ @StarsofSobek 1 May 2016
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        @ConanOBrien "Be it better to have wings in death than to be thrown to the stones by pesky trash pandas." (Wisdom from the 805)

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      1. Mel Dion‏ @FlyerMel 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien may the raccoons discover your chicken coop (Santa Cruz Mts curse)

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      1. Valur Arnarson‏ @37valura 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien may the trolls take your friends. (Icelandic curse).

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      1. Dinah Lynne Havens‏ @DinahLynneHaven 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Bock, bock skwack, splash, splash, scream, gulp. Ha-ha!

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      1. Arnold Layne‏ @arnielayne 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien @EricZorn I miss Karnac the Magnificent and his epic curses.

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      1. jopado‏ @jopadoh 29 Apr 2016
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      1. Hershey Haynes‏ @HowardsHungry 29 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I'd look behind the snack bar at the Golf Course;

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