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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 25 Apr 2016

    Is that a banana in your pants, or is it a different penis-shaped fruit?

    12:20 PM - 25 Apr 2016
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      1. Edison Wong‏ @wangyingyaa 26 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien It's definitely a penis-shaped fruit,cucumberpic.twitter.com/3gRCrz25yg

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      1. HaberTweets™‏Verified account @ToddHaberkorn 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien or veggie. #WhyDoPeopleForgetAboutEggplant

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      1. Julian Faid‏Verified account @JFaid 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien 🍆

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      2. Cate‏ @CateCosburn 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien No Conan, I have really large labia lips. Thanks for pointing it out though...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Neal Podrats‏ @nealpod9 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @CateCosburn

        @CateCosburn @ConanOBrien is that a red snapper?

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      4. Cate‏ @CateCosburn 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @nealpod9

        @nealpod9 @ConanOBrien Depends when you are asking.

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      5. Neal Podrats‏ @nealpod9 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @CateCosburn

        @CateCosburn @ConanOBrien When? Thursday , April 24 10:14pm edt ish

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      2. Casey Smith‏ @zappa2001 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You need your eyes checked... It was a watermelon.

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      1. Steve Green‏ @EstiviG 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Usually they ask me if I have a durian in there

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      1. Nikkij.Breeze‏ @nikkij_breeze 26 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I judge fruit!!! Avocado a fruit???

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      1. Nikkij. Breeze‏ @NikkijBreeze2 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien they stole everything & killed everyone I loved stay safe!! "pic.twitter.com/wr4AnwJRm5

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      1. Dan F‏ @DF313 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien #cukelife

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      1. Jay Schiavone‏ @jaytingle 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Depends. Is it in the front or back?

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      1. BRENDA‏ @msbhaven81 25 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I love you Conan! 😍

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      1. BoomHowAreYa‏ @Ferris_mueller2 10 May 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I get it because you're making fun of him by saying that the large bulge couldn't possibly be the man's actual penis.

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