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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 18 Apr 2016

    It’s only gotten more and more awkward in recent weeks that “Bernie” and “Hillary” are what I’ve named my testicles.

    11:55 AM - 18 Apr 2016
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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien That WOULD be awkward, because it's becoming more and more obvious that Bernie and Hillary can't hang.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Guts, not glory‏ @J777EnriQ 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @TwitWittyVal Santa wants to take you to the pantie store little girl. @ConanOBrienpic.twitter.com/2UvFZ98TKB

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @J777EnriQ

        @J777EnriQ @ConanOBrien This is the most remarkable tweet I've ever received.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Guts, not glory‏ @J777EnriQ 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @TwitWittyVal @ConanOBrien ahahahahahahahhhahah!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Well the fact you named your asshole 'Trump' seems like a good call.

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      1. Marissa Gins‏ @marisssus 18 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien BEST TWEET OF THE ELECTION SEASON HANDS DOWN

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      1. maddie‏ @P0EDAMERON 18 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien this is your birthday tweet? come on coco love urself

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      1. Jared Hay‏ @SemperFiJSH84 23 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Who hangs lowest?

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      2. All Hallow's Jamie‏ @JamieAgathaRose 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien That begs the question of which one is the right testicle.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Buzz Stryker‏ @BuzzStryker2 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @JamieAgathaRose

        @JamieAgathaRose @ConanOBrien I'm guessing that Bernie hangs slightly left of center, while Hillary swings a bit to the right.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Btw, Hillary is lying to you about the condition of your prostate while Bernie is telling you the truth.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Brian Strain‏ @BrianStrain 18 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien That is such an odd coincidence. How are they polling?

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      1. Matt Kowatch‏ @mkowatch 18 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I suppose there's no point in asking which one is the left?

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      1. Ϻark Eggleston‏ @_P_D_X_ 18 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien how can they even be in the same place after the debate last week? It's got to be a hot mess down there.

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      2. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Hillary must be the center-right testicle while Bernie is the far left one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Russell Schultz‏ @RASOTUS 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @royalviking04

        @royalviking04 @ConanOBrien They're both on the left, Bernie on the outside.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @RASOTUS

        @RASOTUS @ConanOBrien That's what she'd like voters to think, but she's actually a centrist

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Russell Schultz‏ @RASOTUS 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @royalviking04

        @royalviking04 certainly not right-center though

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      6. Buddy Mann‏ @royalviking04 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @RASOTUS

        @RASOTUS She's a hawk, a free trader, an evolver on social issues; sounds pretty right to me

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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