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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Mar 2016

    What does it mean when your urine is pitch black and smells like midnight?

    11:23 AM - 30 Mar 2016
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    • * Nick-Or-Treat honeybunny Soma Andrew Howell pikapal Rory Jaymes Zach Bonham Sergio Ornelas
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      1. Evan Rapp‏ @LifeWithEvan 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I'm fairly certain it means you're the GOP front runner...

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      1. adam meller‏ @mellerad 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien you put it in a can & sell itpic.twitter.com/WJvUrFHBZw

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      2. onlysome‏ @Redzdaz 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien it's means that everything is working fine

        3 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
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      1. From Ian the Arc‏ @shaelson 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien i believe that's a yankee candle scent.

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      1. 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙α𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤  📸‏ @MichaelReyes808 30 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien that means the coffee was good

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      2. 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖉‏ @codeorangebeard 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @dwanwambus

        @dwanwambus @ConanOBrien WHEN I PEE ITS ACTUALLY RAT PEE

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Earl Fando‏ @earlfando 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You're a wizard, Conan!pic.twitter.com/D8mEwOL2xs

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      1. 张逸清‏ @simonzyq 31 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien come to china and ur problem will get solved.

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      1. Princess Carroll‏ @princesskhc87 31 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien that you have no soul, that or you're going into renal failure...

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      1. Mark Swanson‏ @MarkSwa66820035 30 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Not enough gluten in your diet.

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      1. Terri-Lyn Creel...‏ @ArtByTLC 30 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien trump is in town.

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      1. Clyde Frog  🇺🇸‏ @dudlydorit 30 Mar 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien It means the feminists have gotten to you! Run backwards as fast as you can!

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      1. Beatriz Valenzuela‏Verified account @BeatrizVNews 30 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien When it starts to smell like 15 minutes after last call, that's when you have to worry.

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      1. Billy Wayne Davis‏ @BillyWayneDavis 30 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien you ate a Yankee Candle.

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      1.  🌺 𝒜𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒾𝒶  🌺‏ @Oo_So_Zesty 30 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien 😂😂😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/HTOUYaQQld

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