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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Mar 2016

    I rarely get asked to autograph a breast, so thank you Dave Chelton of Omaha Nebraska.

    1:10 PM - 13 Mar 2016
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      2. Bobby Clark‏ @negative_square 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien It was a chicken breast wasn't it

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      1. David O‏ @DC4L_JR 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien "omaha, omaha"

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      1. Uncle Silver Gaming‏ @SilverGreg78 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Signing breasts is normal. Unless someone sends you one in the mail. Then it's a little weird.

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      1. Yousef Hawash‏ @YousefH 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien He got you too? #OmahaDave is a real weirdo.

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      1. markaross‏ @markaross 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien And I was thinking how do you sign a raw chicken breast

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      1.  🌈 🚶Eric  〽️Hermanson‏ @anti_quark 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien At least it wasn't a request to autograph a nether region.

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      1. Richard Frankel‏ @drrfrankel 14 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien was that you on the corner offering to autograph people's breasts?

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      1. Buzz Stryker‏ @BuzzStryker2 14 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I'd get you to sign my penis, but then you might sue me for getting writer's cramp.

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      1. Dinah Lynne Havens‏ @DinahLynneHaven 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Giggle out of control!

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      1. Jenny‏ @CajaClur 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I hope it wasn't too hairy.

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      1. Josh Woods‏ @thejoshwoods 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien @thenevermatt remember?

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      1. maddie abbott‏ @mmcknight08 13 Mar 2016
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        @ConanOBrien hee hee!!!

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