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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Feb 2016

    If you can say Happy Valentine's Day in Klingon you're probably not celebrating it.

    10:35 AM - 14 Feb 2016
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      1. Robert Whitney‏ @xnite 14 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien yea so like, I woke up next to my girlfriend of 4 years today. I said "Quch jaj valentines" & she was all like "qaparHa'qu'".

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      2. JOLLY RANCHER‏Verified account @Jolly_Rancher 14 Feb 2016
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        .@ConanOBrien How do you say, "I'm so lonely" in klingon? #ValentinesDaySucks #Valentinespic.twitter.com/x3Tfctt0S3

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      1. Roberto Ferdenzi  Ⓜ️‏ @RobertoFerdenzi 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I'm celebrating with 2 bottles and 1 glass! :'( #WineAndWhine #ValentinesDaySurvivalTipspic.twitter.com/WkJEybfe2m

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      1. Jeanne Z Gervais‏ @elliquinn 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien @TazzyStar The many polyamorous nerds I've seen planning kinky orgies at sci-fi conventions would heartily disagree with you.

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      1. KOOKYMAMA‏ @kookymama 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien not true, sir!pic.twitter.com/13ClpZo3kl

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      1. qurgh 'aj‏ @qurgh 15 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien thanks for the discrimination. Majority of advanced Klingon speakers are married or in long term relationships. Open your mind!

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      1. Natalie Ann Lehigh‏ @nl12171990 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Happy Valentines Day! ❤️@AndyRichter @BrianStack153 @kileynoodles @sonamov @retrothreadspic.twitter.com/9oshLv89mp

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      1. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien you are old Conan. Nerds are cool nowadays

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      1. clever name here‏ @EpilepticHorse 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Pretty sure there is no word in Klingon for happy.

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      2. Daniel Jones‏ @notjustanotherj 14 Feb 2016
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        @conanobrien Quch Valentine Jaj. And we celebrated it. Proved you wrong.

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      1. Jeremy Gillula‏ @the_zeroth_law 14 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien Or you're getting frisky like a pair of crazed targs. There really is no middle-ground.

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      1. Peter Thomson‏ @pethomson13 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Do you need two people to celebrate? ;-)

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      1. loghaD ‏ @loghaD 15 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Although I personally exemplify that statement, it is not true statistically speaking. DuDuQjaj parmaq jaj!

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      1. Stone‏ @StumblingStone 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Jokes on you because my beloved gave this to me. ("Beloved" being myself.) Now who looks stupid??pic.twitter.com/XNlbUVwAx6

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      1. Brian Kim‏ @BRIANKIMCCM 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien thanks for visiting Korea! If you ever need a translator kk

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      1. Sue Ann Peeples‏ @He11oSunshine 14 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Don't be so sure about that. It's why they make these:pic.twitter.com/Rh6WMGYfT5

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