@ConanOBrien more like 2% nool poodle?pic.twitter.com/o4HsTyl0Iu
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@ConanOBrien Also 7% Max Headroom?
@ConanOBrien Less pool noodle than I'd have expected.
@ConanOBrien If you did a DNA test it would just show up as one big freckle. #GingerMan
@ConanOBrien And the rest?
@ConanOBrien What a surprise?
@ConanOBrien Why are your tweets so bad?
@ConanOBrien sounds gross :)
@ConanOBrien what color pool noodle? It's does make a difference.
@ConanOBrien And only another 38% bloat.
@ConanOBrien you have to fire your Twitter writer. Pool noodle? Weak....
@ConanOBrien funny..i was 98% pool noodle. Didn't know i had distant relatives out there. 

@ConanOBrien i've had my legs straddled around your pool noodle kind-sweet
@ConanOBrien I am a little surprised Inflatable Tube Guy DNA didn't turn up. Cheers!pic.twitter.com/PL67SjPUPP
@ConanOBrien So that tells me two things... You're a hairy mug, and you're a dog!!




@ConanOBrien photos or it's not true
@ConanOBrien omfg same
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