@ConanOBrien Makes sense, The bears you usually hang with are busy masturbating.
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@ConanOBrien I picture her bludgeoning your head repeatedly and telling you "want smore? want smore?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien those Girl Scouts are hardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien those girls are vicious lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien should have known....where do you think the phrase 'one tough cookie' comes from?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien@durso26 This cannot be the real Conan. A Harvard man would know it's "to whom I gave inexact change." Try harder, peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Great Offer, Earn Some Money with Few Click, Home Base Job,#US_CA_NZ Only, JUST CLK. http://45.gs/xl0jThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, don't let them see that you ended your sentence with a preposition! That really irks them
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@ConanOBrien Fan correction: What you meant to say was, "...to whom I have inexact change." Really, Conesy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien One does not shortchange a girl scout.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien or was it the masturbating bear?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien count your pennies when dealing with thin mintsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien any time I need pick me up during my day I look at your tweets. LoveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien on purpose?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien * to whom I gave inexact change. * You're welcome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien god you make me laugh. And I'm so seasoned.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien your memoirs will be made into a Michael Bay smashThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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