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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 18 Jan 2016

    There’s nothing like your wife not winning the Powerball and watching her unpack her suitcase.

    10:05 AM - 18 Jan 2016
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      1. Steve Green‏ @EstiviG 19 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Why doesn't she just get a good divorce lawyer?

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      1. 李昊泽‏ @amenalhz 19 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I am a journalist with Southern Weekend from China and we’d love that you could arrange an email interview. Thank you!

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      1. Curtis Stigers‏Verified account @curtisstigers 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien She had a dollar and a dream.

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      1. (Undead) Randy  🧟‍♂️‏ @UndeadRandy 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien That's true love right there.

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      1. iBelmopan‏ @ibelmopan 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien There is nothing like the husband not winning the Powerball and waiting for her to come back.😜😜😜

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      1. Max Weaver‏ @max_weaver5 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien yep, depressing and satisfying at the same time !

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      1. Tami Campbell‏ @tlc27 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien true love

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      1. Pigeonhead‏ @daveryanoc 23 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien #Trump2016 bud.

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      1. Matthew Goodwin‏ @mattsterofthe 20 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien So awkward

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      1. "THE KID"‏ @Flavor13incent 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien there's nothing like waiting every night watching BIG RED for him to do the skit #INTHEYEARTWOTHOUSAND &he chickens out

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      1.  ✈️ Epicvoyager‏ @epicvoyager 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien That's pretty funny, actually.

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      1. KnoMore‏ @KnoMore 18 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Sorry bubba. Maybe next time.

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      1. Chaos‏ @mycrazygonewild 9 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Ha

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      1. Maria Estrella‏ @mariadestrella 29 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien @JoshMankiewicz hahaha, thank goodness it's not your case @ConanOBrien "major luck"😜

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      1. xojuliexoxx‏ @mrsdstructo 23 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Trump needs to be a fan of Chapstick #trumpsdrylips @realDonaldTrumppic.twitter.com/vvlcnRFXne

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      1. gemmielyn aguirre‏ @gemmielyn10 19 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Dan Degen‏ @secretmoron 19 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien I would hit like, but it would be but a drop in the ocean.

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