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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 17 Dec 2015

    Harrison Ford breaking Jordan Schlansky's heart is the best Christmas gift I could ask for. http://bit.ly/1lUl6PS  #ConanStarWars

    1:29 PM - 17 Dec 2015
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      1. MaikaSan‏ @Maika_Chanbest 19 Jan 2016
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I didn't laugh, I just felt really bad for Jordan. Both you and Harrison did a dick move.

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      1. Frank Schmidt‏ @_TheBubble_ 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien The next Darth Vader was just born.

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      1. Bhess‏ @Bhess 17 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Poor Jordan. Now he has only his Italian espresso to salve his wounds.

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      1. Victor Vargas‏ @DoubleVeeVee 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @nvr93 @Zack_Menchel this is amazing

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      1. Black Mirror‏ @_this_man 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I feel bad for that guy. And I'm a sociopath!

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      1. MrJStubs‏ @MrJStubs 20 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Man wtf, should trash one of your guitars on air.

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      1. Chris‏ @chriscrispy33 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien the funniest thing ever put on television

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      1. Katsurugisan‏ @Katsurugisan 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien "You can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks." -Bart Simpson

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      1. AL‏ @JeffTurkey 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @brandon_v65

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      1. pamela frew‏ @mollyheaton 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Poor Jordan,but he still stood there all poker faced..LoL :-)

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      1. Andrew Mayer‏ @AndroidPM 17 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien its all about provasic

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      2. trev‏ @TLoccisano 17 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @ArataNick Nick you are Jordan Schlansky

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      1. nat‏ @boymeetsevilxx Mar 11
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        I am actually crying this was rude

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      1. Unckl Ricky B‏ @uncklrickyb 11 Jul 2017
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        Saw this today and HATE Harrison Ford with a passion - his faggotry response to Jordan's request shows he's a poor pathetic excuse of a man

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      1. Spooky Spine-Chill‏ @SAWinchell 10 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien the best christmas gift i could ask for is a haircut for conan o'brien

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