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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Dec 2015

    Fun party hosting tip: Put dozens of extra coats on the bed. When guests ask where everyone else is, laugh maniacally & change the subject.

    2:20 PM - 13 Dec 2015
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      2. Michelle‏ @michnic70 14 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @alexkauff That’s great unless you live in south Florida where no one wear’s a coat LOL

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      3. Alex Kauffman, D.D.‏ @alexkauff 14 Dec 2015
        Replying to @michnic70

        @michnic70 SoFla variation: Handbags, car keys, baseball hats. :-) @ConanOBrien

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      4. Michelle‏ @michnic70 14 Dec 2015
        Replying to @alexkauff

        @alexkauff @ConanOBrien Louis Vuitton bags…. ;)

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      5. Alex Kauffman, D.D.‏ @alexkauff 14 Dec 2015
        Replying to @michnic70

        @michnic70 There you go! @ConanOBrien

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      1. Moo‏ @MonkeyChildSean 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien You're a weird guy.

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      1. Stage Center Now‏ @StageCenterNow 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Ah, fun times!

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      1. Deplorable GWJ99‏ @GWJ99 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Works better with a fake bottle of Sulphuric Acid next to bed. Just sayin'.

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      1. handle‏ @Ettrubrote 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien noted , Lol great for when u go clubbing too

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      1. Twitter Notify‏Verified account @TwitterNotify 2 Feb 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Hi! We'd like to spotlight this Tweet in an official Twitter project. Reply #yes or #no to let us know if OK!

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      1. Chris Greeley‏ @ChrisGreeley3 22 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @TimBoetsch Ha! I love that!

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      1. Çağdaş Takmaz‏ @chadoland 14 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Need #royaltyfreemusic for #webdesign #sexy #backgroundmusic BUY 3229 #music http://bit.ly/1Mn7m9O pic.twitter.com/7lPgyzFURx

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      1. Mornings with Sam‏ @MorningsWithSam 14 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien that's not funny, not because of rape or Isis.. it's just not funny. An apple stepped on a lightbulb and said ouch..#hireme?

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      1. gregggardner‏ @mauisrf7 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you could also slip the phone numbers of escort services in your friends coat pockets to be found by their spouses later:)

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      1. Stephen H‏ @SirStephenH 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Another tip. Use air quotes when you tell them you're cooking "pork" for dinner.

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      1. Moo‏ @MonkeyChildSean 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Is your name pronounced "Conan", or "Conan"?

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      1. Mark Alcock‏ @MarkAlcock317 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Or just ask them if they're enjoying their "steak".

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      1. Ger‏ @Ger4 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Would all the party goers come into the bedroom at some stage to see the pile of coats?

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      1. D.J. Diebold, LISAC‏ @charsoldest 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I see you have been listening to that monkey again my friend. You'll be okay.

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      1. Stephie‏ @PeepBunnies 13 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Nice 😂

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