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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 27 Nov 2015

    I got pushed, elbowed and kicked on Black Friday. And I did all my shopping on my home computer.

    2:25 PM - 27 Nov 2015
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      1. Laura Byrnes‏ @Laura_Byrnes 27 Nov 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Sorry! @teampinup fans can get crazy sometimes. Hope you got that Harlequin Jenny you wanted

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      2. jesse vega‏ @CosmicTropic 27 Nov 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien was Andy throwing a tantrum?

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      1. AAAAaaaamanda.‏ @EyesofSyn 27 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Kinky..next time set a better safe word with your wife.

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      1. Bob Anderson‏ @ba1259f1 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien The old misdirection. Nice.

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      2. Casey Smith‏ @zappa2001 27 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien That's why you're not supposed to order porno movies around your wife.

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      1. Trevor Engstrom‏ @trevorengstrom 27 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Geez, @AndyRichter

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      1. mary howland‏ @jollymary40 25 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @TheaGood Gotta do something about your combative computer

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      1. Dave R.‏ @Rufust45 3 Dec 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Sniping has been Standard Operating Procedure on eBay for years.

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      1. #31‏ @DomLuiggione 30 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien it happened the same to me and I don't even have a computer.

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      1. Rick Sillman‏ @rick_sillman 29 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien try walking in Oakland, CA at night-any night. call me I have war stories that would make your hair go gray or stand up...lol

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      1. eddie molina‏ @ironcheek 29 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien stop letting shoppers into your home

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      1. word™‏ @lewtapera 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien ba dum dum.

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      1. 12:34‏ @mozvie 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien my eyes feel like falling out and carpal tunnel acting up, creeping sense of remorse...all from the comfort of home

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      1. R‏ @RuthCarriIlo 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Lol must have brutal family members!

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      1. n1lknarf‏ @n1lknarf 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien u'r the best man KEEP IT UP!!! :D :D :D

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      1. Janniva Roberts‏ @janniva_roberts 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien lmao.

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