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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 18 Nov 2015

    There’s a new alarm clock that wakes you up by slapping you in the face. No word yet on which German company came up with it.

    2:35 PM - 18 Nov 2015
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      1. Simone Giertz‏Verified account @SimoneGiertz 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I'm the inventor! Bring me on your show and I'll tell you all about it. Might even let you try it out.http://youtu.be/mXLzfAHl4-k 

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      1. Mazen Madani‏ @mimadani 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Are you talking about this wonderful alarm clock?pic.twitter.com/YhOnNlks3y

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      1. Bob Burg‏Verified account @BobBurg 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien LOLOL!!

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      1. (((Ben Tibbels)))‏ @TheBisco 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien probably VolksClocken. Unfortunately they're being recalled for lying about how many slaps it takes to wake you up.

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      1. Maria Ventura‏ @proudlatina92 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I grew up with that alarm clock. I called her mom

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      1. Artie Beavis‏ @ArtieBeavis 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @SimoneGiertz is the mastermind behind this marvelous project. @Atmel at its heart.

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      1. Freedom‏ @FreeThinkingUK 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien it's called living with your POTUS

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      1. Martina Ekman‏ @Martinaism 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Put her on your show! She's invented breakfast and toothbrush machines too!

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      1. Anton Johansson‏ @agaton 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you should invite the inventor, the Swedish (!) super funny (& redhead!) @SimoneGiertz https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ?noapp=1 … to your show.

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      1. Tre Killar‏ @intelligentrian 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien, Wake-up machine creator @SimoneGiertz is Swedish, but maybe the inspiration stems from her crib being a German tug boat

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      1. Mac Goever‏ @MacGoever 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @SimoneGiertz how would that be German? We all wake up collectively at 6 am. No need for alarm clocks.

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      1. Ryan The Red‏ @redrummy 19 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I feel like most everybody sharing this missed the point where the inventor, @SimoneGiertz, said, "Fuck this robot!"

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      1. François Caron  🇨🇦‏ @Milnoc 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Instead, how about a bed that *throws* you out? Created by a demented plumber from the UK. :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo …

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      1. Robert M. Enger‏ @RobertMarkEnger 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Until Boards of Directors face lengthy jail time, there will be NO improvement in corporate behavior. (Fines= calculated risk)

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      1. Skeletom‏ @tjsc0tt 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien nah, its swedish. @SimoneGiertz made it https://youtu.be/61FaYVGVY_I 

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      1. Detlef Schrempf‏ @Dschrempf 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I know a few folks who could use it. :-)

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      1. Mitchell Johnson‏ @Mjohnson452 18 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @CSpliffington

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      1. Paul St John Bennett‏ @pstjohnbennett 28 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Hans Smackendermush

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