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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 12 Nov 2015

    The car horn is great training for the Facebook dislike button.

    10:25 AM - 12 Nov 2015
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      1. AddictivePolls 24x7‏ @pollsaddictive 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien okay

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      2. Big Seelz‏ @MBFLOfficial 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien how are you so fucking bad at Twitter?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Maria Maya Western‏ @Maria_M_Western 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien but there is no training for taking a baseball bat and taking care of fucking car! (ON IT!)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @Maria_M_Western

        @MayapaceyBen @ConanOBrien I had a NO WAR bumper stick on my car and the windows got smashed out #gotham #mtg #ows #sandiego

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Maria Maya Western‏ @Maria_M_Western 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @Matt_Holck

        @Matt_Holck @ConanOBrien that's why I said almost. "so your saying patch adams is satan" "thats not what my tweet was about"

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      5. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @Maria_M_Western

        @MayapaceyBen @ConanOBrien have you heard the good news from Reverend Moon ?

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      6. Maria Maya Western‏ @Maria_M_Western 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @Matt_Holck

        @Matt_Holck @ConanOBrien Alanis did I miss another sign? (making a new batch) ok well try this again.

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      2. logan green‏ @PenneCost 16 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @ImJeremyBassett was this ripped from anyone?

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      3. Jeremy Bassett‏ @ImJeremyBassett 17 Dec 2015
        Replying to @PenneCost

        @PenneCost what do you mean?

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      4. logan green‏ @PenneCost 19 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ImJeremyBassett

        @ImJeremyBassett Conan was implicated in ripping a few jokes from other Twitter users and working them into the monologues, etc.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. ol' seahorse‏ @akron623 12 Nov 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien or maybe the accelerator

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      1. Cecilia A. Lira‏ @Cecinatrix 12 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Twitter: Smaller flames. Constricted trolls.

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      1. myron the moron‏ @myronthemoron7 12 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien my penis is sleeping on that won I know your funnyer . Make it look like this and I could blow it outpic.twitter.com/ozjAWPNHDv

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      1. Hush-Hush Insider‏ @InsiderHush 12 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Can I just go (# ̄3 ̄) Booo

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      1. Brittany_v_6968‏ @brittany_v_6869 12 Nov 2015
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        @ConanOBrien haha

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