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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 28 Sep 2015

    Well I think we finally know what Fahrvergnügen means. It means go F yourself.

    10:35 AM - 28 Sep 2015
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      1. Jim.‏ @Bondcliff2008 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien We've moved on, dude. Today's jokes are about Mars water.

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      1. Andreas Schaefer‏ @andy_mpc 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @dimsumthinking No, it means F.. Nature, Mother Earth and our Kids. Less Pollution is still pollution.

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      1. Mala‏ @Mala49644719 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Haha I like your interpretation of the word, but I'm German and it actually means "having fun driving"😂

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      1. El Luchador‏ @EastsideMC 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien That would've been funny in 1989... or not.

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      1. Martin Stöhr‏ @MartinStohr 21 Oct 2015
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        @ConanOBrien as a german i'm impressed than you can spell it! How often did you google that? Wait till your carmakers get caught lieing!haha

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      1. David Schuldberg‏ @schuld100 19 Oct 2015
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        @ConanOBrien #mustnotuseairquotes

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      1. Kara‏ @krakmcr 4 Oct 2015
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        @ConanOBrien It means the joy of driving. Here it means the joy of driving illegally.

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      1. Born Again Hard‏ @RBaindourov 2 Oct 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Didn't @billburr trademark that yet? Hey Bill, you're awesome, man. I used "Mouth Breathers" today in an FB comment. GFY.

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      1. Chhamrat Him‏ @BeezleMcFly 1 Oct 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I always thought it meant far from Nugent...

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      1. CakeNBake‏ @lichencheli 29 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien perfectinschlag

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      1. dkisfunny‏ @dkisfunny 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien VW's new spokesman Tom Brady cautions not to jump to conclusions.

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      1. gm‏ @gmnamedlong 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien brett farve egg nogg'n anyway, yw

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      1. Richard Frankel‏ @drrfrankel 28 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien could we retire that joke to the old Volks home?

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