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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 24 Sep 2015

    If the Boy Scouts were smart, they’d buy cookies from the Girl Scouts then sell them for more money during the off season.

    11:10 AM - 24 Sep 2015
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      2. Jenna Fischer‏Verified account @jennafischer 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Or, they could sell them at the same time for 23% more per box and enjoy earning more money for the same work.

        38 replies 104 retweets 469 likes
      3. Jason Fox‏ @jason_fox 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @jennafischer

        @jennafischer @conanobrien When even Slate calls the wage gap a lie, you might want to pay attention. http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2013/08/gender_pay_gap_the_familiar_line_that_women_make_77_cents_to_every_man_s.html …

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. Laura Edgerton‏ @Laura_Edgerton 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @jason_fox

        @jason_fox @jennafischer @ConanOBrien @HannaRosin slate didn't say it was a lie, it's not being reported accurately-important distinction

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jason Fox‏ @jason_fox 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @Laura_Edgerton

        @laura_edgerton @jennafischer @conanobrien @hannarosin Then complain to Slate about their own headline.

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      2. Adrian‏ @Adrian_RM_ 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @Littuss @Kdvl69 why the fuck did we not do this? Jajajajajaja

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. feto fecal‏ @mayoketchupp_ 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @Adrian_RM_

        @Adrian13PR @ConanOBrien @Kdvl69 porque Conan es un genius

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Entropy‏ @Entropy345 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @goodnewswendy No kidding. I saw a group of Boy Scouts selling popcorn in tins recently - no sale!

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      1. Jimmy Murray - Comedian and Voice Actor‏ @TheJimmyMurray 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Ah, yes, cookie scalping. The Wild West of limited edition sweets.

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      1. Dan Strobel‏ @lanternhands 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien more children need to be taught capitalism at a young age!

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      1. Jeffrey Petracca‏ @JeffreyPetracca 24 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien no joke, maybe the best idea I've ever had

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      1. Rev. Jacob Coite‏ @JacobCoite 24 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @weaty26 get to it

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      1. Robert Turcolino‏ @bobbyturcolino 24 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Instead of their popcorn, which sucks.

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      1. ╰໒( ි ▾ ි )७╯‏ @ModernApostate 24 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien true that … 😱

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      2. Ryan Danger Sims‏ @RyanDangerSims 24 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Right?! Instead they get stuck selling $20 popcorn.

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      1. John Wu‏ @Candyman_____ 30 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien genius

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      1. Kim C‏ @KimNewsNJ 26 Sep 2015
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        “@ConanOBrien: If the Boy Scouts were smart, they’d buy cookies from the Girl Scouts then sell them for more money during the off season.”

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      1. renee reed‏ @reneereedfamily 25 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien then there are those of us who buy enough to last all year. #Addicted

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