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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 21 Sep 2015

    I chopped some garlic when I was 28 and my hands still smell.

    8:35 AM - 21 Sep 2015
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      1. keern‏ @schenkopoopz 2 Oct 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I fingered yer maw when I was 28 and my fingers still smell

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      1. Alasdair Murray - The Recruitment Copywriter‏ @Alconcalcia 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien You should hear what our Prime Minister David Cameron did in his 20s. Whether it still smells is anyone's guess. #piggate

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      1. Amandeep Singh‏ @Asingh_14 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien wow that must be like 50 years ago !

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      1. Hoda‏ @hoda_t99 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien love your sense of humor Conan!

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      1. mHealthQB‏ @mHealthQB 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Win $450! Create a logo for "Vervosa," a wearable tech/mHealth startup. https://99designs.com/logo-design/contests/take-action-create-wearable-tech-mobile-health-logo-546750/entries …

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      1. Matt‏ @theowl84 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien If every smell sticks to your hands for that long, I don't want to smell your hands - ever.

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      1. Scott Collin‏ @sicktwist 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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      1. Space Monkey 10‏ @SpaceMonkey10 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien that was just last year.

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      1. Kellie Arnold‏ @Kelliebostonyes 21 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien try washing them

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      2. Tim Schiffman‏ @timmydin 21 Sep 2015
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        @BoiledxGoose @ConanOBrien WHAT NATHAN

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      4. Tim Schiffman‏ @timmydin 21 Sep 2015
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        @BoiledxGoose @ConanOBrien it's my life long dream to be on Conan. I hope he sees it and brings me on the show

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      2. Gubblove ™️‏ @thebingobongo 21 Sep 2015
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        .@ConanOBrien I chopped some chilli when I was 28, and my dick still hurts.

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