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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Sep 2015

    When’s the last time you used an automatic pencil sharpener? Give it a shot, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

    10:15 AM - 14 Sep 2015
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      1. Stacy Krugger‏ @Stacykrugger 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien When I stuck my finger in one, the state of Minnesota has banned me from ever using one again I need your help with the appeal.

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      2. Yo Soy PUMPKIN SPICE  🎃‏ @November8_FTW 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You can use my pencil sharpener #teehee #4thgradehumor

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      3. Diana L. Santiago‏ @dianalsantiago 14 Sep 2015
        Replying to @November8_FTW

        @November8_FTW @ConanOBrien I will sharpen his pencil...

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      1. ALEX‏ @tellmendes 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien say something in portuguese!!!!

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      1. Katsurugisan‏ @Katsurugisan 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I use the manual one that's screwed down. It gives the best results and it's more satisfying.

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      1. Bryce Durbin‏Verified account @dicebourbon 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien See @david_rees's How To Sharpen Pencils, Chapter 13.

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      1. Amanda Bland‏ @amandadbland 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Thursday. Volunteering in a first-grade classroom in glamorous. There was literally a bucket of pencils to be sharpened. :'(

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      1. Robin Hynes‏ @HynesRobin 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I strictly use pen Conan. I don't make mistakes!

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      1. pamela frew‏ @mollyheaton 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Member these,used to love to turn the handle on them.They were always screwed down on a desk.:-)pic.twitter.com/OigmT97tlB

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      1. danny benair‏ @dannybenair 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien My finger is bleeding real bad..not such a great idea...

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      1. Forest Spirit‏ @EarthenBlueSky7 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien What exactly is a pencil?

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      1.  🥀Fahma 🧞‍♂️Conte 🥀‏ @fahma311 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien yesterday 😂😂😂

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      1. adina wadsworth‏ @adinawads 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien yesterday. i live with a 3rd grader.

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      1. Ray Dallio  🐝‏ @Micskill1 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien On my penis? not since Tuesday.

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      2. Kristine perconte‏ @KPerconte 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien love the smell of pencil shavings.Sick, huh? #yankeegirl

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