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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Sep 2015

    You can put the word “blood” in front of “oranges” and people will still eat them. Don’t even try it, bananas.

    9:55 AM - 13 Sep 2015
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      2. Swift Premium‏ @SwiftPremium 15 Sep 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien corned beef? *awkward silence* We'll just stir fry.

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      1. P. Joseph Cherubino‏ @PJ_Cherubino 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien The muccous mango growers association could benefit from this wisdom.

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      1. P. Joseph Cherubino‏ @PJ_Cherubino 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you have singlehandedly destroyed the Madagascar blood banana industry. Way to go O'Brien.

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      1. Flyguy‏ @flyguy953 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I always wonder what you're doing on a Sunday morning. Now I know.

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      1. ╰໒( ි ▾ ි )७╯‏ @ModernApostate 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien blood cumquat 😎

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      1. HIP HOP Qs‏ @shivemimem99 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien hahahahahah

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      1. Matt Holck‏ @Matt_Holck 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien pomegranate

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      1. Calvin (Deathscar)‏ @NormandyJayden 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Blood Kardashian?

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      2. SEAN.‏ @vsrsbsns 13 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @playcrackpic.twitter.com/WK5GONbZbI

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      3. emily‏ @playcrack 13 Sep 2015
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        @vsrsbsns lolololololol

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      1. I rate things‏ @ratingthings 29 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I enjoyed this Tweet. More fruit jokes, please.

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      1. Bailey Reed‏ @Bailey2Reed 15 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien What about Blood Prunes? Are we SURE they're good for digestion?

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      1. Redneck JDM‏ @Edible420 15 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien hahaha!

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      1. PoisonFrogg‏ @StealFrogg 14 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you can also put the word 'tube' in front of 'steak'. Everything went downhill after the staged 'ankle slip' on national press.

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