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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 10 Aug 2015

    Astronomers are trying to understand Jupiter’s big red spot. And why it, typically, just had to show up the night before Jupiter’s prom.

    10:20 AM - 10 Aug 2015
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      2. It's Still Fucked Up‏ @Kouban 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Nobody wants to acknowledge that it's a hickie from Saturn.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Fred Mertz vom Jupiter‏ @ZombieNormal 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Kouban

        @Kouban @ConanOBrien But a hickie from Saturnickie is like a Hallmark card.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. GidgetWA‏ @GidgetWA 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Period humor? Really?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Yo Soy PUMPKIN SPICE  🎃‏ @November8_FTW 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @GidgetWA

        @GidgetWA @ConanOBrien I thought it was a pimple joke lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. GidgetWA‏ @GidgetWA 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @November8_FTW

        @November8_FTW Ha, you could be right. Goddamn Trump has to ruin everything.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Yo Soy PUMPKIN SPICE  🎃‏ @November8_FTW 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @GidgetWA

        @GidgetWA he really does, haha.

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      1. #BoycottVerizon‏ @benaroya_comics 10 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien maybe they should ask Donald Trump.

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      1. sebastian alegria‏ @seba8101996 10 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Alright alright conan

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      1. Mrs. Piutin Official  🌐‏ @TamaraAlexis 10 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @TeamCocoFans then there's #Jupitons I get them confused with #Martians same ugly to Earth people's #cuteness

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      2. Conor Furlong‏ @ConorFurlong 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien poor Jupiter. Its chances of seeing Uranus are now somewhat diminished.

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      1. Drew's secrets 👉🏻‏ @adrewcraw 10 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien menstrual jokes aren't funny, period.

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      1. Noel Laporte ✌‏ @LaporteNoel 10 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien HUGE fans Conan! Can we feature you on our website? Mean the world if you checked http://onhoot.com/iphone 

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      1. Cheryl B.‏ @cherryboo14259 7 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I'm sure there's an Always for that occasion.

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      1. Dr↟Kyle Long↟ ॐॐॐPhD‏ @diamondkrl 21 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien #Fridaypic.twitter.com/inDCzTqzHq

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      1. Waldo Wickerson‏ @wonkchok 12 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien that's really funny planet humor

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      1. Patrick Kelly‏ @patrickkelly014 11 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien according to Trump....that is why he got asked tough questions at the debate....too soon?

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      1. Merlin-Morton ⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️ 🇺🇸‏ @merlinthormaxim 11 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien want to help me work on a miracle true story ? A lot more I am y dna ! May even math to king richard foupic.twitter.com/FBzkdS0hvG

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      1. Peter Martin‏ @PeterMa84917603 11 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien #deflur the prom nite.

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