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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Jul 2015

    Your lap doesn’t really disappear when you stand up, it just goes into storage.

    10:45 AM - 26 Jul 2015
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      1. Ryan B‏ @ryanottob 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien whoever is writing these tweets should be fired

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      2. Theo Wallace‏ @theowallace 26 Jul 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien It goes to Lapland

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      3. Michael James‏ @mj1531 26 Jul 2015
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        @theowallace Beat me to it.

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      1. Jong Lee‏ @gymkata9124 27 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien lap or laptop?

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      1. Marc Plus‏ @stakwild 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I wish my laptop also went into storage when I stand up, instead of falling on the floor and breaking.

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      1. Vaishak Babu‏ @hellhammer101 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you are my favourite moron.

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      1. Frank Alger‏ @frankalger 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien You sure you don't mean it goes "into stand by".

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      1. Kelly Brotman‏ @K72heart 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you mean your butt Conan? 😝

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      1. Jacob‏ @UCFJake 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien #dadjokes

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      1. katie feldman  🌱‏ @demampcamp 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien yea, explain that one to the cats. 🐱

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      1. Anthony Grigorian‏ @AnthonySenpai92 26 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien just like the Package

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      1. Cheryl B.‏ @cherryboo14259 7 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien That's why I keep my poodle taped to my thighs-can't stand losin' that lap!

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      1. Peggy Venable‏ @pvenable 5 Sep 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @1GreatestTweets will someone please tell all the lap dogs?

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      1. jamess elective‏ @jamesselective 3 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien CANON..I...AM..DAILY..STAND.TAYP..KEY BORD..AND SISTEMS

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