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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 10 Jun 2015

    So many useless new gadgets coming out every day. Is it too much to ask for a simple set of sturdy nail clippers with reliable Wi-Fi?

    7:06 PM - 10 Jun 2015
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      1. Brian Kruse‏ @BrianKruse620 17 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien w

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      1. Edgar Jiménez‏ @CitizenEdgar 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien

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      2. CoSign4Sarcasm‏ @cosign4sarcasm 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien or a tracker for eyeglasses! Get on it @LensCrafters, & don't forget to name it after me!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. LensCrafters‏Verified account @LensCrafters 11 Jun 2015
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        @cosign4sarcasm An eyeglasses tracker doesn't sound useless to us. Great idea, Angel. @ConanOBrien

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      4. CoSign4Sarcasm‏ @cosign4sarcasm 11 Jun 2015
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        @LensCrafters @ConanOBrien They'll sell! Don't forget the locater app. I'll model them. Angel Eyes is a fitting name ;-)

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      1. Ethan‏ @ethanwc 1 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien ha it's funny coz tech literally doesn't know when to stop. #jokeExplained

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      1. B.A.‏ @beckysphone1981 10 Jun 2015
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        Your starting to sound like a hipster. Did last cycles numbers come out jk jk. About the last part. Or am i? @ConanOBrien

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      1. Cory Miller‏ @cmay395 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien That would be way more reliable than my chain wallet / can opener.

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      1. Chris Bradshaw‏ @Hey_Bradshaw 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I think I've found my next Kickstarter campaign

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      1. Ruth E. Kastner‏ @rekastner 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Yes. You should be content with your anti-grav bathroom scale.

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      1. Eric Wilborn‏ @ericwilborn 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien or why-not-Fi?

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      1. FlipCoin‏ @the_mikey 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Simple answer, yes.

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      1. Blake Barnes‏ @BlakeBarnes94 10 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Life would all be but too easy then.

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      2. Fancy Bump‏ @jmdtweettwit 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I only snort lines of Valtrex off your mother's back with real love like Yoko & John. She's a nice lady and I'm old fashioned.

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      3. Fancy Bump‏ @jmdtweettwit 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien no offense just sharing a joke. I'll share my mother if it makes you not mad at me.

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      1. Vik‏ @BigBuffet12 7 Oct 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @listentosim

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      1. Joseph‏ @Nicholsrun 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien No it is not.#CommonSense #GreatIdea #KeepItSimple

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      1. P.O.W.‏ @mikeNjanice 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Radio-Shack was about to introduce that idea, then chapter 11 and another sweet deal gone sour.

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      1. Donald Alex Sloan‏ @DAS100000 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien In a pinch, your fallback is still the classic pliers.

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